Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? All the inventory was destroyed.

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so... how about that airplane food

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A man walks outside on a sunny day. Since the sun was very bright, he put on a pair of sunglasses. While this was going on, nothing else really happened and he went on with his day as usual.

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"We all miss somebody a lot every now and then, its only human! But never give up, just keep reloading and firing until you hit that somebody!" Moral: Moral, answer me, MORAL MOOOOORAAAAAAAAL! DUN DU DURUN, DUN DUN DUN! *gunshot* (The moral section just because I love them red thumbs ^^)

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Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and is incapable of going to down stairs without aid.

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as this could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms

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Gay's

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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Say silk 5 times. Silk Silk Silk Silk Silk Now what do cows drink? Water.

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What do you call a gay man? Homosexual

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A possesed goat: "moo"

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What do you call a person who dies in march A dead person

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 7 ate 9.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a blow up doll? The blonde is a person, you sexist asshole.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra!

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What do you call a banana that just got pealed A banana

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. Question is, how did they get in there?

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What is the difference between a shark and a human? A shark is a type of fish with a full cartilaginous skeleton and a highly streamlined body and a human is the only living species in the Homo genus.

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Q: What did the Jewish man find when he turned on his shower? A: gas

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why did the chicken cross the road? well he usually takes the bus to his job but he missed it so he had to walk. Unrelated to this, he works at KFC

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Whats red and bad for your teeth? A brick Courtesy of: http://samsjokeoftheweek.moonfruit.com/

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civil rights

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Is the boy sleeping? No, he's dead!

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