What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.

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How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

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there was a blind kid and a man wearing a WWJD & Livstrong bracelet touched his eyes and he could see. He wasn't used to the light and walked into traffic and died instantly.

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What happens when a llama falls off a cliff? It dies.

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Q. How are a bird and a turtle alike? A. They both fly. Except the turtle.

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A man and Sasquatch are walking down the shoreline on the eastern coast, the man looks back at the foot prints in the sand, he notices that during the hardest parts of his life, there were only one pair of footprints, while in his easiest moments, he sees two pairs of footprints; the man is disturbed about this and he asks Sasquatch this. "Sasquatch, Although you have always promised to be with me in my life, I see that when I needed you most, you were never there. Why is this Sasquatch?" Sasquatch replies, "HREAAHAHG?!"

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what did the terrorist get for christmas? probably nothing because terrorists are steriotypically muslim, but i imagine if not it was a gift close to his heart

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Two Iranians walk into an airport They show their passports and proceed to fly to their home in Minnesota

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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why did u fart to loud? because you butt said so

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what do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot

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Q: Why didn't the man give money to the homeless person on the sidewalk? A: Because he thought that he was faking it. Two days later the homeless person died in an alleyway from starvation. Nobody was there to witness it, and the body was never found.

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what is the difference between Stephani and a whale? A whale is skinnier... get the harpoonns

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What is the difference between ashes and a jew? A lot

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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I had sex with my mother in law

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An Englishman, Irishman, and Jew walk into a bar. Steven Spielberg is a Jew.

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This is not a joke or is it

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

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Knock knock! Who's there? A bottle of beer. No thanks, I've been sober for 15 years.

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Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

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What do a bench and a mexican have in common? (don't worry it's not racist) You'll find both in a park. (I lied)

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