- Anti Joke

Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

A plane crashed in the border of mexico and USA. Where do you bury the survivors? tell me in the thing bellow

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "God" "Then come right in!"

What do you do on Mother's Day? This is not a joke, I don't know what to do.

One cow, determined to make a difference in the world, gets killed in a meat packing plant. We killed him, and we killed his dreams.

you know what is so funny?! jokes..................................

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

Sometimes when you drink sperm you choke

Whys the Elephant afraid of the mouse? i dont know im not an Zoologist

How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

Is this the krusty krab? No, this is Patrick

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area.

Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Dyeing of cancer.

if quizzes are quizzical, arent tests testical?

Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

what is green, blue with spots all over? A frog with chicken pox

What's the difference between Bobby and a plane? Bobby can be sexually molested.

There's a god, just kidding.

What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

what gets louder as it get smaller? a baby in a blender