- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

Your momma is so old that she might die soon!

What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

Person 1: Hey Person 2: What's up? Person 1: Kill Yoself Person 2: Alright

What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

What is white, sticky and tastes great? Milk

What's white and cant jump? A Fridge

What did one pile of dirt say to the other pile of dirt?? You're dirty

What do a gas and a liquid have in common? Nothing

Where was I born? Pakistan. You?

Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

Why did the boy take the train to school? Because he lived quite far away.

Q: Where can you find a cat with no arms and no legs? A: Right where you left him Q: Where can you find a dog with no arms and no legs? A: In a bun

Me: Ask me if in a giraffe You: Are you a giraffe Me: no

What did OJ Simpson say to the blonde? "Don't worry, I'm not going to murder you"

Why did the Asian man go to bed? Because he was tired

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

Ronan Parke, making Justin Bieber look straight since 2009

When you are swimming across the ocean, and you lose your wheels, what's the difference between a duck? ... Because bananas have no bones.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

Why do we learn about the Civil Rights Movement in History class? So it won't happen again.

What's sad about an old black woman being hit by a Porsche? She was my third grade English teacher, and had a huge impact upon my life.

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