- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.

Where was I born? Pakistan. You?

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

Me: Ask me if in a giraffe You: Are you a giraffe Me: no

What did OJ Simpson say to the blonde? "Don't worry, I'm not going to murder you"

Why did the Asian man go to bed? Because he was tired

Ronan Parke, making Justin Bieber look straight since 2009

You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

Why do we learn about the Civil Rights Movement in History class? So it won't happen again.

What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

When you are swimming across the ocean, and you lose your wheels, what's the difference between a duck? ... Because bananas have no bones.

Why did the condom drive over his pet mac and cheese? Because his uncle was not george bush.

What's sad about an old black woman being hit by a Porsche? She was my third grade English teacher, and had a huge impact upon my life.

yo mama so old she was a waiter at the last supper.

I was watching this movie..... its over now.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

Whats the greatest part of buttsex the refrigerators

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The third one is for you

How many dead babes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? its not possible because there all dead

Here is an opposite. Black Santa Claus.

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Tell her something that doesn't make any sense at all.

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