What did one computer say to the other? 100111010100100111001010010001110101110010100010101011010011010010111000010101100100100100001101010000011111010010011010100110101001010100101010101010100101011010010010101010110010110010100100010101010101010

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So there's a man named Moses. He prays to God for a donkey to transport him from Bethlahem to Jerusalem. God granted his wish. God said" To make the donkey go, you must say Hallelujah. To make it stop you say Go". Moses rode off happily. Suddenly the donkey went off trail and was headed towards a steep cliff. Moses kept saying stop, stop, stop. He remembered what God had said, and had said Go. They stopped one inch before falling down. Moses thanked the lord and said " Thank You Jesus, Hallelujah." And down they went.

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Why did the kid with no legs fall down the stairs? Because his dad pushed him...

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what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

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Who you gonna call? Gobstoppers

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R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

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yo mama so old she was a waiter at the last supper.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What is yellow, smooth, and dangerous? Shark-infested custard

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How do you stop clowns from throwing cinderblocks at your car? Hire a hitman.

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Who took the last can of soda? I dunno.

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A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

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What's red and smells like blood? Blood.

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who lives in a pinaple under the sea? japanesse people!

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What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

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What happens when a llama falls off a cliff? It dies.

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there was a blind kid and a man wearing a WWJD & Livstrong bracelet touched his eyes and he could see. He wasn't used to the light and walked into traffic and died instantly.

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How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

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So joe diragi walks out of a gay bar...

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Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

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What does a bartender say to almost all of his customers? May I please see your I.D.

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Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

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What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.

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What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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