Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

Q. How do you make an oil lamp turn off? A. Break it.

Last night I had a Chinese By that I mean I abducted some Chinese people and ate them

What do yo get when you cross an insomniac,an agnostic, and a dyslexic. A very troubled man.

What do Bruce Lee and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both dead

An Asian man, a black man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They all buy the same drink, are charged the same price and say " We are all equal! " They then continue on with their days normaly.

Whats worse than losing your car keys? Watching your 4 year old son get visciously raped by a 20stone sex hungry pedophile and knowing you cant do anything about it because the sex hungry pedophile is your dad and he is the alpha male of the family so he has full mating rights.

I was watching two muffins baking in an oven. One said to the other, "Wow, it's hot in here." The other one said "Wow! A talking muffin!" I went to my psychiatrist the next day, to increase the dosage on my medication.

I scream, You scream, The police come, It's awkward.

Why is this room orange? Because I painted it orange. You didn't paint it; my mom painted it.

Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What comes after 69? 70

Why was the blonde in the library? Because she was committed to her studies and was getting ready for a test.

A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. They proceed to have an in-depth conversation about interfaith dialogue and no one questions the imam orders of non-alcoholic beverages.

What's Red and Invisible? No Tomatos

I was going to tell my mom an anti-joke. Then she died.

When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

Why did the penis enter the vagina? They were trying for a baby

What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't. Before it could cross, it was killed and then consumed by an average American

What is brown and sticky? Syrup.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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