Why did the turtle cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Not all black people are skilled at basketball

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Let's go burn down an orphanage, what are they gonna do tell their parents?

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Where do 4 Mexicans in a car go? In the Car Pool lane.

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a man walks into a bar. ouch.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? interupting little turtle interupting little tur... LITTLE TURTLE!

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You shove her off the bed

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What god did Bill believe in? No god, Bill is an athiest

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How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

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What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

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Brad Fuller!

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What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

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a man said hi.

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What is brown and has three legs? A horse. It lost a leg in a glue factory.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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What's worse than going in the wrong direkshun? ...My spelling

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What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

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I'M JOSH BROWN!!!!!

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Two muffins were in an oven. One muffin said "Wow, its hot in here." The other muffin said "Oh my gosh a talking muffin!" The house burnt down because the oven created a fire.

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How do you make a blond shut up? Staple her tongue to the roof of her mouth and super-glue her lips together.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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