Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

HEY YOU!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left his fence open and the chicken happened to cross a road.

Your momma so fat, she's fat

What is the difference between an African and French person? Nothing all people ate equal.

Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

Why did Juan cross the border into America? To provide a better opportunity for him and his family.

i want justin beiber to release more albums so that i can not buy them

What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

How do you kill a woman? Let her drive

columbus laid an egg. he was very proud of it, but the other dudes ate it.

what was the last pizza place the twin towers ordered from? Domino's

What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs. It doesn't matter what you call him he still won't come.

What do you get if you have 59 apples in your right hand and 74 pints of ice cream in your right? Large hands.

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

What did the lady find when she walked through the door? Her husband stabbing himself to death because she ate his cornflakes

I got shot once it hurt a lot

Q: What did the farmer say when he coudn't find his tractor? A: "where's my tractor?"

Hey, what’s your problem? I’m a Catholic whore currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black, Jewish boyfriend who works in a military abortion clinic. So, hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam. a.w. j.p.

WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT? roger rabbit while hilarious, was an idiot and framed himself....mind F***.

NOTICE: If you have noticed this notice then you will have noticed this notice is not worth being noticed

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

A man walks into a bar Ouch

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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