Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

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What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

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Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

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Who has big eyes, big ears, and a big mouth? The witness I'm about to murder so he cannot testify against me. Wish me luck.

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Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

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roses are red violets are blue i have a big dick unlike you

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Hello.

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boy: you want to hear something funny? girl: what? boy: women's rights girl: you want to hear something trivial? boy: what? girl: your penis

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Q: What's the biggest lie ever? A: Saying you read the Terms of Service

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A man walked into a bar. He was meeting his friends but was 30 minutes early so he went down the road to buy some food. He had recently began dieting after watching a series of lifestyle programs which informed him of the potential risks involved with high cholesterol and blood pressure levels. He purchased a garden salad and a freshly squeezed orange juice, and made it back to the bar in time to meet his friends.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things, because a dead baby isn't funny at all.

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What do you call a dirty black person? Unhygienic

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Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidize her drug habit.'

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A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

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Guy 1: Hey, do you like fish sticks? Guy2: Yeah. Guy 1: Me too

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Why wouldn't Michael J. Fox make a good Sniper? Because he has no military experience.

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Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar And doesn't

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What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

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Why do everytime I go to toilet for number 2. I look into the toilet to see if this one's nicer than the last one.

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What did the two doctors say to each other? We are both doctors.

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What do you think JFK would be doing if he was alive today? Yelling for help and trying to somehow escape his coffin.

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Two Jews walk into a bank. They make a deposit and leave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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