Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

Who has big eyes, big ears, and a big mouth? The witness I'm about to murder so he cannot testify against me. Wish me luck.

Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

roses are red violets are blue i have a big dick unlike you

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boy: you want to hear something funny? girl: what? boy: women's rights girl: you want to hear something trivial? boy: what? girl: your penis

Q: What's the biggest lie ever? A: Saying you read the Terms of Service

A man walked into a bar. He was meeting his friends but was 30 minutes early so he went down the road to buy some food. He had recently began dieting after watching a series of lifestyle programs which informed him of the potential risks involved with high cholesterol and blood pressure levels. He purchased a garden salad and a freshly squeezed orange juice, and made it back to the bar in time to meet his friends.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things, because a dead baby isn't funny at all.

What do you call a dirty black person? Unhygienic

Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidize her drug habit.'

A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

Guy 1: Hey, do you like fish sticks? Guy2: Yeah. Guy 1: Me too

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Why wouldn't Michael J. Fox make a good Sniper? Because he has no military experience.

Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar And doesn't

What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

Why do everytime I go to toilet for number 2. I look into the toilet to see if this one's nicer than the last one.

What did the two doctors say to each other? We are both doctors.

What do you think JFK would be doing if he was alive today? Yelling for help and trying to somehow escape his coffin.

Two Jews walk into a bank. They make a deposit and leave.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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