What's black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, mixed-race babies.

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What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? EVERYWHERE

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A girl asked for lip balm. She put some on and her lips exploded.

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What is funnier than 24? 25! hahahahahaha!

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How do you get a little kid out of a tree Throw a jar of foreskin at him

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How do you make a little girl laugh. You tell her something funny.

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Theres a monkey that walks into a bar. I forget the rest of the joke but your moms a w****

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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whats worse than being late to school haveing your family killed by an angry peice of toast

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What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

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What is difference about : Pizza and Jews on the Holocaust? Pizza don't scream when she gets into the oven!

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why did the dog bark at the picture because it was ugly

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Where did Ann go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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What did Jennifer get in her college exam? She got a C minus

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Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

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Why didn't Rebecca Black take the bus? Because she would have had a heart attack with all of the seat choices.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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If 2 trains are going 60 mph, their going in opposite directions towards each other, they are slowing down 1 mile per hour per 10 miles and they are 100 miles away, would you rather have Coke or Pepsi?

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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An epileptic man attends a rave.

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Samraj.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

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Three jews walk into a bar. The bar is hosting a bar mitzvah.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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