I like my coffee like I like my women..... Without Hepatitis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a bus.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she no arms

What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

You wanna hear a joke? Me too

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What is purple and green at the same time? Grapes, I lied about at the same time.

0 + 0 = 0

knock knock who's there? the milk man the milk man who? the milk man who brings your milk every morning

Wanna know something funny? Your face

What's a pirates favorite element the periodic table? Gold.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

Finn Davidson is cool, no he's not, yes he is

Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Being a Japanese person in Hiroshima on this date.August 6, 1945

" ding dong " person in side: wait aren't u supposed to knock knock

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a homicidal maniac, six has every right to be afraid

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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