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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the biggest lie ever? A: Saying you read the Terms of Service

What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

Who has big eyes, big ears, and a big mouth? The witness I'm about to murder so he cannot testify against me. Wish me luck.

Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

roses are red violets are blue i have a big dick unlike you

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How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

an ant walks into my aunt.... the ant took a dump

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar And doesn't

A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidize her drug habit.'

Q: why do english soldiers have red coats? A: to cover the blood stains, so they can still lead their platoons when they are shot. why else?

Guy 1: Hey, do you like fish sticks? Guy2: Yeah. Guy 1: Me too

What did the two doctors say to each other? We are both doctors.

A man walks into a bar and orders a sprite. Everyone in the bar looks and him funny and then laughs. He then tells them, "I would rather satisfy myself with a cool lemon-lime drink than put the poisonous toxins of alchohol into my blood stream."

Why do everytime I go to toilet for number 2. I look into the toilet to see if this one's nicer than the last one.

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