- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

What is brown and sticky? Syrup.

One cow, determined to make a difference in the world, gets killed in a meat packing plant. We killed him, and we killed his dreams.

A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. They proceed to have an in-depth conversation about interfaith dialogue and no one questions the imam orders of non-alcoholic beverages.

What's Red and Invisible? No Tomatos

I was going to tell my mom an anti-joke. Then she died.

When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

Why did the penis enter the vagina? They were trying for a baby

What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

Last night I had a Chinese By that I mean I abducted some Chinese people and ate them

Q. How do you make an oil lamp turn off? A. Break it.

What do yo get when you cross an insomniac,an agnostic, and a dyslexic. A very troubled man.

An Asian man, a black man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They all buy the same drink, are charged the same price and say " We are all equal! " They then continue on with their days normaly.

david what a baghead

What do Bruce Lee and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both dead

Whats worse than losing your car keys? Watching your 4 year old son get visciously raped by a 20stone sex hungry pedophile and knowing you cant do anything about it because the sex hungry pedophile is your dad and he is the alpha male of the family so he has full mating rights.

who wants to hear a joke about the broken pencil? to late, its sharpened

Why did michael jackson wear white gloves around young boys? His doctor recommended that he do so due to bad circulation.

Whats worse than a pile of dead baby's? Being raped by a giant scorpion. Well that escalated quickly. Also i'm gonna call the cops.

roses are red violets are blue i have alziemers what are we talking about again

What's worse than being caught in a downpour? Having your kneecaps ripped out of their sockets.

What do you call a muslim on an airplane? A airline passenger.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new car? ....neither did he.

What did the Mexican Have for Thanksgiving Dinner? A Turkey you racist!

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