Seargent: Quick seal off all the exits so he cant get away. Private: OK 2 minutes later Private: He escaped sir Seargent: What, how Private: through one of the entrances

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If she is old enough to bleed, she probably uses tampons.

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What lumpy and pointy? A horny woman with breast cancer

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how did I get in your moms pants. I ripped them off.

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3 bears walk into a market. A little girl sneaks into their house. Meanwhile, people are freaking out because there are THREE BEARS in the market.

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Adam Sandler is still funny ! *cough*

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Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

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Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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How do you starve a black man? Tell welfare to cancel food stamps

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what did one pedophile say to the other at the playground? DIBZ!!!

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how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

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Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

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Q:What Did The Man Say When He Lost His Body A:Nothing He Die. Because If You Ever Lost Your Body You Would Die...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

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You Wanna hear an anti joke? Womens rights

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

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When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when the elephants were coming? Here come the elephants! What did Jane say when the elephants were coming? Here come the plums! (She was color blind.)

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I can't hear music. I am a sentence.

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How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

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what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

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What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

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