- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day an Indian boy asked his father why they have such long names? The dad answered him in a such a simple and concise way, that the little boy understood.

Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

What's more depressing than watching a worm watching to worms

Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

What do retards say when someone knocks on the door... NOBY HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....................and that concludes our moment of silence

What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

How did the prisoner escape from prison? He asked to leave.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 2,091,029,203,284,485,389,684,564,345,089,859,849,485,374,094,394,584,584.00002394832323945834958349234854343432323343534342323243543534234358394564023285409564053942304923049234 x 10 to the 1234543565342312323560845834034th power divided by 0.

A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men, went and made an omelette.

Roses are red Here's something new Violets are violet NOT F**KING BLUE

What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

A black man, a Jewish man, and an Indian man are all in the taxi when they were all killed in a car crash. Who was driving the car? The taxi driver.

Why are some people so awesome? Because their black.

Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

why did the chicken cross the road? because the food source on its original side was running low, thus forcing the chicken to find other food options.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. So was my son after I beat him to death.

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