A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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A plane crashed in the border of mexico and USA. Where do you bury the survivors? tell me in the thing bellow

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you know what is so funny?! jokes..................................

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What do you do on Mother's Day? This is not a joke, I don't know what to do.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "God" "Then come right in!"

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One cow, determined to make a difference in the world, gets killed in a meat packing plant. We killed him, and we killed his dreams.

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Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

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Whys the Elephant afraid of the mouse? i dont know im not an Zoologist

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Sometimes when you drink sperm you choke

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Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

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Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

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what gets louder as it get smaller? a baby in a blender

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Is this the krusty krab? No, this is Patrick

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area.

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i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

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Q: what's red, green and goes over 100 miles per hour? A: a frog in a blender

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Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

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Why did the condom drive over his pet mac and cheese? Because his uncle was not george bush.

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Why do you not play poker with a cheetah. 1. Animals can't play card games. 2. Cheetahs are carnivores. Think about it.

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Knock Knock Who's There AT&T Guy Mom it's for you

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Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

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what do you call a 19th century steam train driver ? i dont know , depends what his mother named him

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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