I was watching this movie..... its over now.

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Why did the condom drive over his pet mac and cheese? Because his uncle was not george bush.

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Whats the greatest part of buttsex the refrigerators

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Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Tell her something that doesn't make any sense at all.

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How many dead babes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? its not possible because there all dead

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

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What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

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Here is an opposite. Black Santa Claus.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The third one is for you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why the f*** do so many people ask this question?

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whats black white and read all over a zebra bleeding to death because a zombie just attacked it and then it attackeed the zombie

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There are 100 men enjoying a cruise to celebrate an important contract going through at their place of employment. The boat then suffers a major malfunction and tragically sinks to the bottom of the ocean, miles from any land masses. Not a single man died, how is this possible? They all used the lifeboats supplied on the boat and followed the standard procedure to deal with such a crisis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken just lost his job and has entered into a deep depression. He was going to commit suicide at the local KFC, but as he walked into the KFC, he saw a beautiful woman. They lived a full and happy life together until the chicken died of old age. Turns out the woman was blind, and partially deaf.

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A zebra was on his way to a water hole. On the way he met 6 giraffes. Each giraffes had 3 monkeys around their neck. Each monkey had 2 birds on their head. How many animals went to the water hole? A:One, the zebra.

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A white,mexican and asian man are walking together on the beach. They find a genie lamp and the genie says"since there are 3 of u u each get one wish" the black man says " i wish that all the mexicans would go back to mexico. " the asian man says " i wish all the asians would go back to asia" and the white man says " wait so the mexicans and asians arent in america right?" the genie said "that is correct!" the white man says " oh ok ill just taqke a coke then!"

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Actually it is,how may i help you?

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

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HI MY NAME IS DOUG

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Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

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Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

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what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

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