What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide? where to find some cheap cyanide

children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

I hate cripple jokes! I just can't stand them!

Evolution is real. Why? Pikachu evolves.

A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

Why did Sarah limp to school? Because she got hit by a tree

What does a Jewish man do when he sees a new car? Doesn't buy it because he puts his money in a fund.

Why was the mom crying? Her son was found in the oven.

What is translucent and smells like a carrot ? A translucent carrot.

what do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin Mobile By: jb lshs

What is 1+1? It's 2!

what did the egg say to the boiling water? itll take a while to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick.

What did one socially awkward kid say to another socially awkward kid? Nothing

Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

Q: What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

How many software professionals does it take to get a file committed to source control? Well, today it took five.

What did the farmer say to the woodchucks chucking his wood? Excuse me, not to be rude but i worked very hard splitting and stacking that wood and would appreciate it if you would stop throwing it in the water.

Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

Where did Little Billy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What do you call a black man inside a house that is on fire? A fire fighter as well as a hero since he was probably inside the house searching for anyone who was trapped inside

how do you get a cat out of a tree? with boomerangs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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