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A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

there was a blind kid and a man wearing a WWJD & Livstrong bracelet touched his eyes and he could see. He wasn't used to the light and walked into traffic and died instantly.

neil patrick harris

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

what did the terrorist get for christmas? probably nothing because terrorists are steriotypically muslim, but i imagine if not it was a gift close to his heart

what is the difference between Stephani and a whale? A whale is skinnier... get the harpoonns

why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

Q. How are a bird and a turtle alike? A. They both fly. Except the turtle.

what do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

Who took the last can of soda? I dunno.

How do you stop clowns from throwing cinderblocks at your car? Hire a hitman.

What's red and smells like blood? Blood.

who lives in a pinaple under the sea? japanesse people!

What is yellow, smooth, and dangerous? Shark-infested custard

What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

So joe diragi walks out of a gay bar...

What does a bartender say to almost all of his customers? May I please see your I.D.

What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.

What happens when a llama falls off a cliff? It dies.