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What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

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Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

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What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Once you buy it, you will get a 365 day warranty or a 1 year warranty, whichever comes first

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Why did danielle drop her ice cream cone? Because she was diabetic and had a blood sugar of 5.

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The last time Jesse saw his **** was the day..........oh wait it's never happened

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why does column have a letter n?

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Why aren't 4 black people driving a red mustang? They can't afford it.

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Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

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Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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more chocolate?

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Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you set her alarm for the intended time

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What rhymes with shuck and starts with an f flamethrower

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Anyone??????????/

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What happens when you cross a kangaroo and an elephant? Absolutely nothing. The two belong to entirely different animal families and their reproductive abilities are totally incompatible. A kangaroo could never fertilize an elephant, or vice versa. To suggest anything else is unrealistic and a physical impossibility.

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Q: How do you call a group of animals? A: Llama.

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How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

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Chuck norris

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Knock knock Who's there Fetty Fetty who? Fetty Wap Hey what's up hello

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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