Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

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I once had a friendly cohort, whose limericks often ran short, but this one doesn't, I don't know why, Also, he often can't rhyme.

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Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

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Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

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What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

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What did the black man say to the young white woman during sex? you are a wonderful woman

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Why did the blond girl get fired from the M&M Factory. Becouse she removed all the W's

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There was 2 men walking down the street one fell on the floor from a heart attack and the other started to molest a lonely child. They then heard a bang and they found a dead baby lying in a bin. The moral of this story is to.... Knock Knock Whos there? The Police? The Police who? The police we are here to inform you your nan got hit by a truck and got decapitaited, Sorry but your nan is dead. way

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Your mom is so fat, she got obese and died.

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why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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Q:Why Did the Black people die in there car A: They were Homeless

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If a girl sleeps with 20 guys, she's a slut. If a guy does the same... He's Gay.

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Knock Knock, Who's Theres? Your dead squashed nan

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What did the German say the the Jewish man? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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I really don't like Holocaust jokes. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off of a guard tower.

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You know what's really funny? Cancer What's funnier than that? The Holocaust Even funnier? Charlie Sheen

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Anyone??????????/

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Roses are grey Violets are gray Tulips are grey Lilly's are grey Dandelions are grey Daisy's are grey Daffodils are grey I am colour blind.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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An Asian man and an Irish man are standing at the bus stop, chatting casually, while waiting for the bus to arrive. The Irish man then turns to the Asian and says, "Despite our blatant differences in both race and culture, perhaps someday when we are both available, we can meet and talk civilly about our everyday lives over a cup of coffee."

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My friend harris is fat.

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Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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