- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

Bison: I just dont feel like having bread for breakfast again Sagat: You want some... Cornflakes? Bison: Ohohoh Ahahaha! Sagat: You like it? Bison: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Balrog: :( What about those tapes I made for you? You want me to...:( Bison: Balrog, shut up.

Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

What do you call two gay black men in one sleeping bag? There names

You shouldn't have expectations. They make ex out of pect and tations.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The FBI

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

Q. How do you get a black man out of a tree? A. You get a ladder and help him down

Whats wrong with that Nothing

Roses are red Violets are blue If i gave a rats ass I'd worry about you

What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

What's black, white and re(a)d all over ? A penguin in a blender.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Timmy. YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!!!!

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? Friends

mommy, mommy, the ice cream man is coming can i have a dollar? sure sweetie. YAY! Goes up to ice cream truck, ice cream man asks what would you like little boy, would you like chocolate, vanilla, str.... Ice cream man steals small boy.

How did the little boy get down from the top of the empire state building... He took the elevator

The skeleton walks into a bar. Everyone is confused and leaves.

Why was the baby crying? Because it was just born and usually a baby cries when its born, if it dosent it usually means something is wrong, so the mother was happy to hear her baby cry.

How do you get 100 Jews into a car? ...Nevermind, it wouldn't work.

Your mumma is so fat she was mistaken for an opera singer in a quite awkward confrontation. she was embarrassed and walked out crying

What do you call a black man on the moon? An Afronaut

whyd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side :)

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