why did Kelsey fall off the swing? because she has no arms Knock Knock who's there? not Kelsey

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Waiter, waiter! There's a fly in my soup! Apologies for the inconvenience sir, I shall bring you a new bowl as soon as possible.

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Why do I hate food? I don't.

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Martin Skrtel walks into a bar The bar breaks, Martin then pays for any damages caused

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Q:Why do black people wear fitted caps? A: So pigeons don't shit on their lips.

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Nyan cat had pancakes for breakfast.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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A man walks up to an attractive woman and asks "Is it hot in here, or is it just you?" The woman replies "No, it's hot in here. It is a record breaking 114 degrees outside, which means everybody is using their air conditioner. Due to the large amount of energy air condioners require, the power has gone out in this building and the air conditioner is not functional. The tempurature in the building is 103 degrees and three children are in the emergency room because of heat stroke."

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two cannables walk in to McDonalds

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Q: Why did the kid drop his icecream cone? A: Because he couldn't hold it he lost his arms in a car accident.

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what do u call a black man a black man

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

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Why cant you see black people when you are playing hide and seek? Because they are in a very good hiding spot

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boobs.

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What did my grandma tell me during a funeral? Nothing. It's her funeral. She's dead.

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What did the little girl do with her puppy? She killed it.

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I Won a Math Debate................ say it fast unless your blind then dont say it wait you cant read it so uhhm Alaska

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how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

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yous are all f u c k i n g dumb like rat kavanagh

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holocaust is bad but its funny when you use it as a joke hehe

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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thomas!!!!

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Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

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Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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