Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

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Women's rights.

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What do you call a medical student who finishes last in his class? Doctor.

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what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

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Train A leaves the station at 1:42 while traveling in 176kmh. How long will it take for the conductor to realize the bridge it ou... Too long.

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He walked in a bar

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What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

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Chuck Norris can cook ramen noodles with a microwave.

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Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

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Poop

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whats a willy? -brock

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Knock knock Who's there? Brittney Spears Brittney Spears who? Knock Knock Who's there? Opps I did it again.

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What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because 7 is black.

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A man visits his doctor for an annual checkup. "Doc, I feel great! I'm running 5 miles a day, I just got promoted at work, and sex with my wife has never been better!" A few weeks later, his doctor calls him in. When he arrives, the doctor looks at him grimly. "I have some bad news. You have lung cancer." "But how? I don't smoke. My wife doesn't smoke. I have never felt better." The doctor pats him on the back, reassuringly. "This may be true, but you still have lung cancer."

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Yo mama is so stupid that she is currently taking courses in a community college to get her degree in business so she can have a well-paying job.

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Give me time to think of a joke hm..............hm.................hm....................hm....................mmm....................hm?..........................m m.....................mmmmm..............hm...................hm.....................hm......................... ah!i don't want to think of a joke

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Friends are like potatoes, when you eat them, they die.

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What's black,white, and red all over? Nothing, because if it is completely covered in red then it can only be red.

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what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

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How long does it take a black woman to have a baby? Nine months, give or take a few days depending on whether she goes into labour early or not.

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What did one Chinese man say to the other? ?????

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okay i know you read this far but this is the turning point

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- Knock knock. - Who's there? - I am. - I am who? - You are Steve. - Indeed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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