Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

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What do you get when you mix red and blue? Gang violence.

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What's the same between a school bus and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the bus.

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,try this on a girl, say "can I pop your cherry.........soda bottle cap off your cherry soda bottle?"

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

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Potassium? K.

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Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? -A pilot

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What is black and red? Something that is black and red.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

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Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

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What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

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What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

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if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN **DOLPHIN NOISE*** you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I said so.

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Curiosity killed the cat! No, the tire of a vehicle did.

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Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.

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Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

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If you're reading this, you can read.

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Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

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Obama

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This boy. We shall call him George. George was skating down the street when he passed the market. George stopped and looked in when he saw this SWEET pair of shoes! They were priced for 20 bucks. So George rushed home and went to his dad who was mowing the lawn. "DAD DAD!" "what?" The dad said. "I FOUND THESE SWEET PAIR OF SHOES! Can you lend me 20 bucks?" His dad shook his head and George ran inside the house and went up to his mom who was washing the dishes. "Mom can you lend me 20 bucks for these sweet shoes?" His mom just looked at him funny and said, "No". Angry, George set off upstairs to his sister's room who was on the computer. "Sis can you lend me...." "GET OUT OF MY ROOM!!" She slammed the door in his face. George sighed and went to his room. But before he got to his door, he saw a 20 dollar bill on the floor. He picked it up and rushed to the store. Once he got the shoes he ran back home to his dad. "Dad DAD! Look at these.." He stopped and saw his dad that was under the lawnmower dead. George shrugged and went inside to his mom. "Mom mom! Look at these...." He stopped and saw that his mom was stuffed in the dishwasher, dead. George sighed and ran upstairs to show his sis. "Hey sis look at...." She was found with her head in the computer screen, dead. So George sighed and walked down to the living room. He plumped on the couch and wondered about how his family died. Then there was a knock on the door. George hesitated. It knocked again. He got up and went to the door. Opened it and out stood a penguin. He stared at the penguin. "What do you want?!" The penguin stared back. What did he say?????? Nothing penguins can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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