what's worse than getting raped the guy who raped you has aids

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What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

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Why was Sally's dad crying? Because Sally got raped. Why was Sally crying? Her dad raped her.

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"what happened to the man that was walking along the cliff" he was found the next day dead with a seagull on his head.

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What do you call a gathering of Asians? A chinkfest

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How can you tell if someones gay? You ask them.

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Who are you texting? YOUR MOTHER.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender shoots him.

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why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

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Why didn't the Hispanic man get elected? Because his policies were unpopular.

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What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

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LIFE :(

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1. Why did sally fall of the swing? -because she had no arms. 2.Knock Knock -Who's there? Not sally.

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What is the best way to kill Kony? Shoot him in the head.

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The NBA and womens sports

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Where do black guys sit in the bus? Enywhere theres a free seat

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the slaughter-house.

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an 0rgy.

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So a deaf man is listening to the radio.

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What's the difference between a bird and a pool table? Both of them fly, except for the pool table.

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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Bob: Hey bro Jim: ... Bob: You're dead! Jim: Yep.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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