Why aren't 4 black people driving a red mustang? They can't afford it.

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why does column have a letter n?

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Once you buy it, you will get a 365 day warranty or a 1 year warranty, whichever comes first

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Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

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Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

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Why did danielle drop her ice cream cone? Because she was diabetic and had a blood sugar of 5.

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What rhymes with shuck and starts with an f flamethrower

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you set her alarm for the intended time

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What happens when you cross a kangaroo and an elephant? Absolutely nothing. The two belong to entirely different animal families and their reproductive abilities are totally incompatible. A kangaroo could never fertilize an elephant, or vice versa. To suggest anything else is unrealistic and a physical impossibility.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Roses are grey Violets are gray Tulips are grey Lilly's are grey Dandelions are grey Daisy's are grey Daffodils are grey I am colour blind.

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The skeleton walks into a bar. Everyone is confused and leaves.

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What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? Friends

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How did the little boy get down from the top of the empire state building... He took the elevator

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mommy, mommy, the ice cream man is coming can i have a dollar? sure sweetie. YAY! Goes up to ice cream truck, ice cream man asks what would you like little boy, would you like chocolate, vanilla, str.... Ice cream man steals small boy.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Timmy. YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!!!!

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What's black, white and re(a)d all over ? A penguin in a blender.

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A lysdexic man tries to spell rentally metarded.

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Yo mamma is so weird most people try to avoid her.

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Did you hear about the mail man without a mail truck? He walked

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A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

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What's worse than getting an F on your paper? Walking in on a man wearing your mother's skin after vigorously raping her in front of your baby sister.

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Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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