knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

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my shift key is broken1

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There's my tractor.

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What the difference between Adolf Hitler and Michael Phelps? Micheal Phelps can finish a race.

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dick in your mouth just kidding haaaaaa

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What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

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What do you call a medical student who finishes last in his class? Doctor.

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Why was the firefighter carrying a hot girl? Because her house was on fire.

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Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

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what was the last pizza place the twin towers ordered from? Domino's

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religion

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A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

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How would you punish Helen Keller? Make her read a basketball.

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There was a little girl who went on a walk. She was about 8 years old. An old green stationwagon pulled up to the little girl. He said,"Need a ride?" She shook her head and climbed in. 2 weeks later she was found dead in a ditch. She was raper and murdered

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A bishop died and went to heaven. At the Pearly gates he sees Saint Peter , so he says to Peter "All my life I've been a committed Christian, but I just before I died I was tempted by a woman of ill repute". Saint Peter says "This is just an illusion, your dying brain is merely conjuring up images based on your presuppositions of an 'afterlife'. You have about three seconds left"

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What's something 9/10 people enjoy? A gang rape.

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why did little Hannah not like the poem "Roses are Red" because she was colorblind

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

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What goes in your mouth long and hard, and comes out soft and sticky? A stick of bubblegum.

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i want justin beiber to release more albums so that i can not buy them

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Anti Joke

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