- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

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What's funnier than slapping a girl? Calling the cops on the person who slapped her.

"Well, you done done me and you bet I felt it; I tried to be chill, but then I realized that when used as an adjective, 'chill' refers to the temperature." -Jason Mraz

Your mom is so stupid, that she took an IQ test and was proven mentally retarded. Her family is devastated.

knock knock Who's there? The repo man Why? You're being evicted

What is the difference between a plum and an elephant? One is purple, and not an elephant.

whats the differnce between a cadilack and a pile of dead babies? theres no cadilack in the back of my car1 >.>

What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

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what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

Near the tower of London, a woman says to her friend: "You know, I had a feeling my son would come out, and the other day, he did." "What was your first clue?" "We're British."

What do u call a banana? A banana......

An anorexic women walks into McDonalds

A Mexican, a black guy, and a Muslim are riding in the back of a car. Who is driving? Their friend Keith.

A baby walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "what'll ya have, Sport?" The baby's family runs in with a video camera screaming for joy over his first steps.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a women. Why can't Stephen Hawking speak freely with his voice? Because he's autistic.

Goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Roses are red but violets arent blue!!!!!

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A penguin in a blender.

What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

Why didn't the gangster cross the road? Because he J-walked and was hit by a car.

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