My friend billy had a ten foot.... Garden hose. Upon showing it to the neighbour next door he hit it with a rake which significantly shortened it and subsequently had to buy another

Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

chuck norris's daughter lost her virginity but he got it back

What do you call an Oliver with friends? A dream

A man goes to a doctor and says , "My arm hurts in 3 places." the doctor says, "Dont go to those places.

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Q. If your rowing a canoe up a tree, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A. None because snakes don't have armpits.

What do you call a black man with a wooden leg? A veteran.

Slam! Slam! Slam! I'm a woodpecker. Slam! Slam! Slam! Except with dirt.

If John has no nose, what do John's friends call him? John

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

the top 6 dictators who have died this year Moammar Gadhafi Kim Jong IL Osama bin ladden Saddam Husein Steve jobs Internet Explorer

Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? You should be drug out into the street and shot. Whoever you are, I will find you.

why was the boy sad? because.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Not the Twin Towers.

What starts with P and ends with orn? Porn

How does santa deliver presents? He doesn't, because he's not real!

A penis takes a trip to spain, he falls in love with an apple and proceeds to commit suicide

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What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

I am white, asian and black... What am I? A panda

what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

Shaniqua: Knock knock Random black guy: Who is there? Shaniqua: It's me your girlfriend I had a really nice meeting with my dick Random black guy:What?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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