A blind man walked into a bar and got a beer and got drunk and went on a rampage and killed YOUR MOM

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the girl crossed a road to shoot a black van. she shot the sherrif.

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One watermelon said the the other watermelon, "you are looking mighty plump today", the other watermelon didn't say anything because watermelons cant talk

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TEST! ACTUALLY READ THIS! 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. 3. The King of the Forest is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend? The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory. 4. There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it? You swim across. All the crocodiles are attending the animal conference.

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Q: What's green and goes through walls? A: A pickle, you just have to throw it really hard.

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What the difference between Adolf Hitler and Michael Phelps? Micheal Phelps can finish a race.

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Can a nine iron? No, but a tucan.

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What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

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What rhymes with orange? Somalia.

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want to hear a dirty joke tommy fell in the mud a clean joke he took a bath with bubbles bubbles was his neighbor

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Why did the rabbit jump? Because that's what rabbits do.

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Why is Steve Jobs dead, but Bill Gates isn't? Because Bill Gates wasn't diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer.

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What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

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A man... walks.

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Bill:What do you get when you cross a panda and an eagle? Joe:I don't know what? Bill: Is that even possible?

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whats black and white and red all over? a zebra crossing after a horrible, horrible car accident

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why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

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why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

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How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

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How would you punish Helen Keller? Make her read a basketball.

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If someone tells you to look behind you do you? No

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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

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What's brown, no one likes and has had a bad history? Dog poop

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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