Bison: I just dont feel like having bread for breakfast again Sagat: You want some... Cornflakes? Bison: Ohohoh Ahahaha! Sagat: You like it? Bison: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Balrog: :( What about those tapes I made for you? You want me to...:( Bison: Balrog, shut up.

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... Chan chan

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He walked in a bar

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What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? Friends

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Sticks and stones may break my bones... and my pistol will kill you.

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mommy, mommy, the ice cream man is coming can i have a dollar? sure sweetie. YAY! Goes up to ice cream truck, ice cream man asks what would you like little boy, would you like chocolate, vanilla, str.... Ice cream man steals small boy.

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How did the little boy get down from the top of the empire state building... He took the elevator

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What's black, white and re(a)d all over ? A penguin in a blender.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Timmy. YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!!!!

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So this old redneck is sitting on his porch when he sees this boy walking down the road and hollers "What you got there boy?" "Chicken wire." "What you gonna do with that?" "Gonna catch me some chickens." The old guy thought: Dumb boy. You can't catch no chickens with chicken wire. Later that evening he sees the same boy walking with a bunch of chickens. The next day he sees the same boy walking with duct tape. "What you got there boy?" "Duct tape" The boy replies. "Gonna catch me some ducks." The old man leaned back and thought. "Dumb boy, you can't catch ducks with duct tape." Later that evening he sees the boy walking with a bunch of ducks. The next day he sees the same boy and hollers: "What you got there boy?" "I got me some pussy willow." The old man hollers: "Hold on, let me get my hat."

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The skeleton walks into a bar. Everyone is confused and leaves.

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? ...Nevermind, it wouldn't work.

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Your mumma is so fat she was mistaken for an opera singer in a quite awkward confrontation. she was embarrassed and walked out crying

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Why was the baby crying? Because it was just born and usually a baby cries when its born, if it dosent it usually means something is wrong, so the mother was happy to hear her baby cry.

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Whats worse than being white and in harlem on the 4th of july? Your schizophrenic father leaving you a voicemail detailing the politics of successful encounters with prostitutes.

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The Game.

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whyd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side :)

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Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An Afronaut

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- Knock knock. - Who's there? - I am. - I am who? - You are Steve. - Indeed.

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What is the same about fries chicken and watermelon? There both delicious.

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what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

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If Oscar Meyer had a dog, what breed would it be? A golden retriever.

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How do you make a fireman cry??? Kill His Family

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