- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

What's the difference between you and a mallet with a cold? Ones a sick duck...I forget what I was about to say but your mother is a whore

you wanna hear a funny joke? so do I

What's worse than being a jew in the holocaust Being born black

Want some candy? Lol jk get in my van.

How long does it take a black woman to have a baby? Nine months, give or take a few days depending on whether she goes into labour early or not.

what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

whats the differnce between a cadilack and a pile of dead babies? theres no cadilack in the back of my car1 >.>

What is the difference between a plum and an elephant? One is purple, and not an elephant.

Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it was dead, thus incapable of independent movement.

What do you call a black man walking towards you with a gun? A defibrillator.

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What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

Why didn't the gangster cross the road? Because he J-walked and was hit by a car.

Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

What do you call a fat man in a tiny pipe? Stuck.

whats 69+2? 71

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A penguin in a blender.

Goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Roses are red but violets arent blue!!!!!

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