A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and mop. In turns out the bartender was a paranoid schizophrenic and was hallucinating.

A penis takes a trip to spain, he falls in love with an apple and proceeds to commit suicide

Knock Knock. Who's there? Not the Twin Towers.

What starts with P and ends with orn? Porn

How does santa deliver presents? He doesn't, because he's not real!

why was the boy sad? because.

what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

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What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

I am white, asian and black... What am I? A panda

Why do cats burp quietly, because they aren't men

What's the difference between a tigar and a shark? One's a land mammal.

A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

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What do you call a cat with no tail? A Manx cat

Whats the difference between a sandwhich and a dead baby? People eat sandwhiches.

yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing really, it just let out a little whine.

You are walking down the street, and a man keeps on getting in your way. You want to politely... Screw it already and stab him in the back

"Is the Pope a Catholic?" Yes.

Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

2 nuns were in a bathtub. One says to the other "Could you pass me the soap please?" The other replies, "What do you think I am, a radio?"

Have you seen the 6th sense? Nope, is it good? Yeah Bruce Willis is dead

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