your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

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Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

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Why did the white girl fuck the mexican? Because her teacher told her to do an "essay"

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What's black can run really fast and jump really high? A panther

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What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

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Why are lizards broke? Because they run around the desert with no money...

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What's worse than getting AIDS? Nothing.

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How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

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why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

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why was joe in hospital with facial disorder? his mum hit him with a fridge

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers!

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Why did the student shoot his teacher? Because he was super depressed and was just diagnosed with stage four brain cancer. And he was black.

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why did the man beat his wife because he was mean

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What did my grandma tell me during a funeral? Nothing. It's her funeral. She's dead.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

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how do u get a blonde to stay away from her credit card... i dont know im blonde

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i want justin beiber to release more albums so that i can not buy them

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What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

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What's the same about a crouton and a pencil case? Both are used for dirty things, such as shoe tying.

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Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

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Why did Peter go to the dentist? Because he had to go to the dentist!

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What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

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why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

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A brown haired woman walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor it hurts whenever I touch myself." The doctor says, "Strange, I have never heard of such a disease. Please show me." The woman touches her leg and screams,"Ow!" Then she touches her arm and screams again. The doctor asks, "Are you a natural brunette?" The woman replies, "No, I am a blonde." The doctor says, "Oh, that explains it. You have a broken finger. God, you are so blonde." The woman gets her finger treated and then lives in agony for the rest of her life due to her untreated broken leg and arm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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