why does column have a letter n?

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Once you buy it, you will get a 365 day warranty or a 1 year warranty, whichever comes first

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The last time Jesse saw his **** was the day..........oh wait it's never happened

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Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

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Why aren't 4 black people driving a red mustang? They can't afford it.

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more chocolate?

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Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

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What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because it was going to the destination he wanted to go to.

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Wanna hear an anti-joke?

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The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A cop

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Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

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Chuck norris

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Q: How do you call a group of animals? A: Llama.

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How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Q:Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? A:The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythological creatures.

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Roses are grey Violets are gray Tulips are grey Lilly's are grey Dandelions are grey Daisy's are grey Daffodils are grey I am colour blind.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you set her alarm for the intended time

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Anyone??????????/

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What happens when you cross a kangaroo and an elephant? Absolutely nothing. The two belong to entirely different animal families and their reproductive abilities are totally incompatible. A kangaroo could never fertilize an elephant, or vice versa. To suggest anything else is unrealistic and a physical impossibility.

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mommy, mommy, the ice cream man is coming can i have a dollar? sure sweetie. YAY! Goes up to ice cream truck, ice cream man asks what would you like little boy, would you like chocolate, vanilla, str.... Ice cream man steals small boy.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Timmy. YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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