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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Are you from Tenessee? I heard you were from there

why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock! who's there? not suzy.

Person 1: Can I ask you a question? Person 2: You just did.

what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat

whats two naked people in a bed? too much information

ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

What do you have if you have 100 rabbits in a row and 99 step back? That would be a very unlikely thing to happen, unless a mildly scary predator was released in front of them, or they weren't all stepping back at the same time.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

XD, Okay, but you gotta marry me too XD Its working again I am skipping class tonight, how about you come by uh, the day after tomorrow? And bring condoms I don't have any.

Why is it that we don't eat clowns? Because in most Western countries cannibalism is illegal.

A guy walks in to a bar, waving a gun around. He acidentally shoots himself in the foot He died from the bloodloss.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

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What kind of fire alarm does a zebra not like? One that doesn't work

Why did Peter go to the dentist? Because he had to go to the dentist!

What's the same about a crouton and a pencil case? Both are used for dirty things, such as shoe tying.

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

i want justin beiber to release more albums so that i can not buy them

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

how do u get a blonde to stay away from her credit card... i dont know im blonde

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Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

A black guy walks into a bar. He falls unconscious and an ambulance is quickly called to bring him to the hospital.

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