Q: How does a robber get into your house? A: Through a door.

I love results day! for every A* I get 30 pounds! everything else I cut myself.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis

-What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew -The pizza doesn't experience many years of hardship and social belittlement at the hands of a dictator in need of a scapegoat to support radical ideas.

A man walks in to a bar, so he got hurt.

Whats the difference between a lemon and an ant? They're both yellow except for the lemon.

Roses are red, Violets are red, my eyes are bleeding

What's black, white and red all over? Nothing, I'm colourblind.

Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

If Jim lives in north carolina, what does that make his dad's brother? Black

what?

roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

What's funnier than a dead baby? Everything.

Your mother's so fat that affects her self esteem.

Whatsup?! Your grandpas chance of dying.

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

whats the difference between a mexican and a fish? one is a human being while the other is a fish, what did you expect?

Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

Neither have I

Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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