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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

How do u know a black woman is pregnant? When she pulls out a tampon it has no cotton on it.

What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

why did little Hannah not like the poem "Roses are Red" because she was colorblind

I got shot once it hurt a lot

if a chcken lays an eggg what happens? a baby bird comes out

It is Scientifically proven that, if you have a shower in china... you get wet

Q. If your rowing a canoe up a tree, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A. None because snakes don't have armpits.

A Cadillac Escalade ran off a cliff with 4 black man in it. What's wrong with this? The Cadillac could hold 6 people.

Q: What do you call it when you get shot in the face 20 times with a shotgun? A:Nothing, you're dead. Q:What do we call it when you get shot 20 times with a shotgun? A: A blessing.

A man walks into a bar. He is genetically predisposed to alcoholism, and it's destroying his family.

Have you ever seen that really famous blind man's house? Neither has he.

Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

If you're riding on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a car? Blue. Because Ice cream doesn't have any bones.

What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

why was the boy sad. his father is an alcoholic that beats him daily.

whats the difference between G. Bush and a rock? Bush (bull)shits and rock doesn't

A horse walks in a bar. The barman asks: "Why the long face?" The horse replies: I have aids.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

My computer will die soon, and my life is a lie. Refrigerator.

What's long, hard, and full of seamen? An ejaculating penis.

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