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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when your phone goes off in class? Stay behind after class whilst the teacher takes off his pants and tells you do bend over a desk. This is your punishment.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 had a gun.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side which would be a incontrovertible (obvious) decision.

30cm = 0,3meters

Q. How many jews can you fit in a car? A. depending on the car size and make, oh and the size of the ash tray is also important

A black guy walks up to the cash register at a gas station with his hands in his pockets... He pulls out a 5 dollar bill and buys a pack of gum.

two tomatos walked over the road and..... just kidding tomatos can't walk.

What is green and has wheels A blue bucket, I lied about the green and the wheels

What is worse than seeing a pile of dead minorities? Dropping a dollar.

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

Knock Knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

A boy goes into a Bakery and asks for a loaf of bread, the baker asks him if he wants a white loaf or a Wholemeal loaf, the boy replies, "it doesn't matter i have my bike outside"

Why did the giant frog attack the party goers with a ballistic missile? oh where tos tart...it's, just such a long story, I don't really know where to begin, in fact it's probably better if you just take my word for it, no need to go into details. we just don't have time for that now.

A fat lady walks into a bar. Your probably wondering what she ordered. She ordered a ham burger.

What did the fly say to the frog? Nothing, insects can't talk.

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme Refrigerator

What did the Homeless man get for Christmas? A dollar

Why was the frog sad? Because he had a boy's face stapled to his feet.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An apple up your ass, a penis in your ramen, finding out you have herpes, or many other scenarios. In short, there are many things worse than finding a worm in your apple.

How do you count all the jews in a village? The United States Census Bureau usually has reliable data so I would start there

You wanna hear something dirty? A pile of garbage. That's dirty.

What did the African Man get in Africa Aids

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