A black and a white man enter the bar all the people jump on the black guy to beat him up when the white guy is geting free vodka

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What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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What is the difference between a white mans penis and a black mans penis? It doesn't matter, phallic size isn't everything its what you do that defies you.

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What did the Pitchfork say to the Gremlin? Nothing, because its a pitchfork, and gremlin's don't exist.

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Whats worse than sour milk? 911. Whats worse than 911? drinking sout milk!

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Why did billy have a bruse? Because he got smacked with a belt. -Louis

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whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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Knock knock Who's there? (Punch the listner in the face)

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Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

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An American and Russian are arguing about their country. The American says "I can do things you can't. I can walk into the White House and into the Oval Office. I can bang my hands on my President's desk and say "Mr. Obama, I don't like the way you're running your country." The Russian says, "I can do that." The American says, "No, you can't." The Russian says, "Sure I can. I can go to Vladimir Putin's office and say "Mr. President, I don't like the way Mr. Obama's running his country."

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What did the skinny man say to the fat woman. That sucks.

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a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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What is Oedipus' favorite tv show! How I Met Your Mother

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Why is Kony so mean? He used to date your mom.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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Me- hey hitler you lost soemthing. hitler- Vat? Me-world war two.

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On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky how much do you like kids?

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You shoot at the blonde. Causing her to fall, but I have a feeling she will be pretty mad!

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an egg? Ones delicious with bacon, the others an egg.

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Two apples are hanging from a tree. They are both picked, sold, taken home, washed, and enjoyed by a family of three.

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what happened to the cripple after he got in a wheel chair? cancer of the eye

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