Why did it die Nothing died

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A rabbi walks into a bar, in traditional Jewish garb. The bartender takes one look at him and says "Sorry, you'll have to leave". The Jewish gentleman says "Why, don't you serve Jews in here?". The bartender replies "Of course we do, but we just found asbestos in the walls and we're closing for remodeling." The rabbi politely apologizes for making misplaced assumptions about the bartender's place of business.

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A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

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Why didn’t the skeleton go to see a scary movie? Because skeletons don't have eyes, and can not watch movies.

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what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

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What do fish and dogs have in common they are both animals

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Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

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Yo mama's so fat, she's at risk for a number of obesity related disseases, including diabetes, hypertension, and heart dissease.

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Q: What's green and goes through walls? A: A pickle, you just have to throw it really hard.

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Why did peter fall off his bike? Because Peter is a goldfish.

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Im black

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Why did Sally get hit with a fridge? Because someone threw a fridge at Sally Why would someone throw a fridge at her? Because Sally has no arms

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okay i know you read this far but this is the turning point

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Why did the skeleton stay home from the party He was buried in a coffin underground and, as a matter of fact, wasn't actually invited

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What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

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Bill:What do you get when you cross a panda and an eagle? Joe:I don't know what? Bill: Is that even possible?

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Roses are red Violets are blue The more you know

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The man asks the blind man "where ya going"b The Blind man replies "i dont know".

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BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

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How long does it take a black woman to have a baby? Nine months, give or take a few days depending on whether she goes into labour early or not.

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Whats sadder than a lost baby deer? Im too lazy too think of the rest of the joke.

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What happened when the man was about to hug the sexiest person he ever saw in his life? He hit the mirror.

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I love results day! for every A* I get 30 pounds! everything else I cut myself.

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Anti Joke

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