- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a plum and an elephant? One is purple, and not an elephant.

Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

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whats the differnce between a cadilack and a pile of dead babies? theres no cadilack in the back of my car1 >.>

What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

Near the tower of London, a woman says to her friend: "You know, I had a feeling my son would come out, and the other day, he did." "What was your first clue?" "We're British."

What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

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A Mexican, a black guy, and a Muslim are riding in the back of a car. Who is driving? Their friend Keith.

An anorexic women walks into McDonalds

Roses are red but violets arent blue!!!!!

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a women. Why can't Stephen Hawking speak freely with his voice? Because he's autistic.

Goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A penguin in a blender.

A baby walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "what'll ya have, Sport?" The baby's family runs in with a video camera screaming for joy over his first steps.

What do u call a banana? A banana......

whats 69+2? 71

Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

Why didn't the gangster cross the road? Because he J-walked and was hit by a car.

What do you call a fat man in a tiny pipe? Stuck.

My friend billy had a ten foot.... Garden hose. Upon showing it to the neighbour next door he hit it with a rake which significantly shortened it and subsequently had to buy another

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