What do you call a bunny with a knife in his chest? Emo

Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

Whats the difference between Steven Hawkin and Gary Glitter? Ones severely disabled and ones a paedophile.

Do u take sugar?

What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had herpes.

I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A cop

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because it was going to the destination he wanted to go to.

Knock knock Who's there Fetty Fetty who? Fetty Wap Hey what's up hello

What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

Q: How do you call a group of animals? A: Llama.

How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

Chuck norris

Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

more chocolate?

Why did danielle drop her ice cream cone? Because she was diabetic and had a blood sugar of 5.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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