This is a joke setup.

My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

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When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

You're welcome!

Why was the kid happy? Because it was his birthday.

Uh, well I think of it as quirky and charming, odd weird, maybe unexpected, I could have looked it up but I am dying of lack of sleep here.

How do you make a little boy get off a swing? You are an adult and perhaps it is inappropriate for you to be on a swing, especially when it is already occupied by a child of the right age.

I went to the zoo the other day there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu. By Nathan Luque CARROTS!!!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Anti-jokes

What do you call a fat indian boy Eeeeeeeh fatty boy

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? HIV

Knock. Knock. Who's there? lettuce lettuce who? Lett-uce be friends

cancer

Women's rights

Chuck Norris is so tough, he trained diligently for many years and is now a widely respected martial artist

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 5

R.I.P. Steve Jobs

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

What did the German say the the Jewish man? "Hello, nice to meet you."

How do you know if a black man was in your house while you weren't home? When you let them enter to babysit your children.

Roses are red Violets are orange Thats odd, my violets are somehow orange

Whats the difference between Steven Hawkin and Gary Glitter? Ones severely disabled and ones a paedophile.

What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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