Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, orange!

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A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

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whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

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What's yellow and lays in a tree? Tweety the Whore

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The Pittsburgh Pirates

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roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

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Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

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Mitt Romney's economic plan for America.

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The guy above me has a very nice joke

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What are the two biggest jokes in College Football? Auburn and Florida! Roll Tide!

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

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What's the bright side of Jimmy only having one leg? There isn't one.

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what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

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What did the black man say to the young white woman during sex? you are a wonderful woman

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Fun Fact getting married to your first cousin is legal in CT... bet you thought there was joke coming right about now..........

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Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem used for seasoning food, and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

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Why does annie put 2 balls together? bacuse its makes a BUTT! oo

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Q:Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? A:The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythological creatures.

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thomas!!!!

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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I Won a Math Debate................ say it fast unless your blind then dont say it wait you cant read it so uhhm Alaska

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holocaust is bad but its funny when you use it as a joke hehe

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how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

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yous are all f u c k i n g dumb like rat kavanagh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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