okay i know you read this far but this is the turning point

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How long does it take a black woman to have a baby? Nine months, give or take a few days depending on whether she goes into labour early or not.

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what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

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Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

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your mom is so annoying that she has no freinds and lives alone crying every night about how her children abandoned her

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Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

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Rose are red Violets are blue And I really hate you Friends?????

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Friends are like potatoes, when you eat them, they die.

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Give me time to think of a joke hm..............hm.................hm....................hm....................mmm....................hm?..........................m m.....................mmmmm..............hm...................hm.....................hm......................... ah!i don't want to think of a joke

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A man visits his doctor for an annual checkup. "Doc, I feel great! I'm running 5 miles a day, I just got promoted at work, and sex with my wife has never been better!" A few weeks later, his doctor calls him in. When he arrives, the doctor looks at him grimly. "I have some bad news. You have lung cancer." "But how? I don't smoke. My wife doesn't smoke. I have never felt better." The doctor pats him on the back, reassuringly. "This may be true, but you still have lung cancer."

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Yo mama is so stupid that she is currently taking courses in a community college to get her degree in business so she can have a well-paying job.

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Want some candy? Lol jk get in my van.

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What's the difference between you and a mallet with a cold? Ones a sick duck...I forget what I was about to say but your mother is a whore

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what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

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you wanna hear a funny joke? so do I

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"Well, you done done me and you bet I felt it; I tried to be chill, but then I realized that when used as an adjective, 'chill' refers to the temperature." -Jason Mraz

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What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

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roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

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The Game.

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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knock knock Who's there? The repo man Why? You're being evicted

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What's funnier than slapping a girl? Calling the cops on the person who slapped her.

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how do you start a stamped in mexico roll a nickle down the street sad thing is you just lost a nickle

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