- Anti Joke

What happens when you cross a kangaroo and an elephant? Absolutely nothing. The two belong to entirely different animal families and their reproductive abilities are totally incompatible. A kangaroo could never fertilize an elephant, or vice versa. To suggest anything else is unrealistic and a physical impossibility.

'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

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How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

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Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

Q: How do you call a group of animals? A: Llama.

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The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

Knock knock Who's there Fetty Fetty who? Fetty Wap Hey what's up hello

Why did the duck cross the road? Because it was going to the destination he wanted to go to.

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A cop

Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

A lysdexic man tries to spell rentally metarded.

Did you hear about the mail man without a mail truck? He walked

A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

Whats the square root of pie? Pies are round.

brainfart

You shouldn't have expectations. They make ex out of pect and tations.

Whats wrong with that Nothing

What do you call two gay black men in one sleeping bag? There names

Knock, Knock Who's there? The FBI

How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

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