- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was a small girl found dead in the town park? Because Sallie was a bitch and deserved to die.

A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear? The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

Do you have ass-thma? Coz your ass is taking my breath away

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why the f*** do so many people ask this question?

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Mary had a big white van, a big white van, a big white van, Mary had a big white van, where did my friend go? (sing the song)

Who you gonna call? Gobstoppers

Roses are black Violets are white I'm colorblind

Whats worse than losing The Game? The Holocaust

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, orange!

Chad Wolbert is retarded.

roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

What's yellow and lays in a tree? Tweety the Whore

The Pittsburgh Pirates

What do you call a mother who is also your aunt and a father who is also your uncle? Incest

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

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