what did the mushroom say to the other mushroom? nothing, mushrooms can't talk

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Hey guess what! We're birthday buddies! May 3rd.. Yeah that's why you should give me 5 bucks.

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Q: Why did the kid drop his icecream cone? A: Because he couldn't hold it he lost his arms in a car accident.

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PLEASE LIKE TO DONATE 50 CENTS TO MY CHARIDY .... SAVE THE PENGUINS IN AFRICA -BY LUKE BRANIFF

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What kind of cheese isn't yours Nacho Cheese actually it depends on the type of cheese that you stole due to your kleptomania

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You have friends

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses only the finest ingredients.

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Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

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Women's rights.

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What do you call a medical student who finishes last in his class? Doctor.

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what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

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Poop

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Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

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Chuck Norris can cook ramen noodles with a microwave.

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What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

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whats a willy? -brock

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because 7 is black.

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What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

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Knock knock Who's there? Brittney Spears Brittney Spears who? Knock Knock Who's there? Opps I did it again.

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He walked in a bar

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Train A leaves the station at 1:42 while traveling in 176kmh. How long will it take for the conductor to realize the bridge it ou... Too long.

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- Knock knock. - Who's there? - I am. - I am who? - You are Steve. - Indeed.

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What did one Chinese man say to the other? ?????

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okay i know you read this far but this is the turning point

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Anti Joke

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