- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the mail man without a mail truck? He walked

A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An Afronaut

What is the same about fries chicken and watermelon? There both delicious.

Why was the baby crying? Because it was just born and usually a baby cries when its born, if it dosent it usually means something is wrong, so the mother was happy to hear her baby cry.

How do you get 100 Jews into a car? ...Nevermind, it wouldn't work.

Your mumma is so fat she was mistaken for an opera singer in a quite awkward confrontation. she was embarrassed and walked out crying

The Game.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

whyd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side :)

What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

bees knees

A man walks into a bar Ouch

How do you make a fireman cry??? Kill His Family

What did the falling bridge say to the other bridge? Well bridges can't talk but if it could it, then it would say AHH! I am falling

What's worse than getting raped? Getting anal raped twice

What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

if a chcken lays an eggg what happens? a baby bird comes out

HEY YOU!!!!

A man trips on an old bottle. He picks it up and out pops a genie. "I will grant you three wishes!" says the genie. "Whatever you so desire is my com--" "I'm already late for a meeting!" shouts the man. He drops the bottle and continues on.

It is Scientifically proven that, if you have a shower in china... you get wet

Q. If your rowing a canoe up a tree, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A. None because snakes don't have armpits.

Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

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