What are the two biggest jokes in College Football? Auburn and Florida! Roll Tide!

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

The guy above me has a very nice joke

Mitt Romney's economic plan for America.

What does tupperware and a walrus have in common? they both like a tight seal

Why does annie put 2 balls together? bacuse its makes a BUTT! oo

Q:Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? A:The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythological creatures.

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

Fun Fact getting married to your first cousin is legal in CT... bet you thought there was joke coming right about now..........

What did the Mexican guy get for christmas? Deported

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem used for seasoning food, and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

What's the bright side of Jimmy only having one leg? There isn't one.

What did the black man say to the young white woman during sex? you are a wonderful woman

Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland? Because if he's an actual historical figure he would have been born in modern day Palestine.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

Yo mom so fat that even Torres won't miss her

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 5

A man looks both ways before crossing the street he gets hit by an airplane

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

What's green and has wheels? a green car.

What is a homeless man for Halloween? A garbage bag

What do you call a woman with no arms or legs that fell off a boat fucked

why does jake have so many guns? hes compensating

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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