Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

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whats 69+2? 71

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What do you call a fat man in a tiny pipe? Stuck.

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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

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What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

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What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

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the top 6 dictators who have died this year Moammar Gadhafi Kim Jong IL Osama bin ladden Saddam Husein Steve jobs Internet Explorer

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Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? You should be drug out into the street and shot. Whoever you are, I will find you.

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What do you call an Oliver with friends? A dream

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chuck norris's daughter lost her virginity but he got it back

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What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

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A man goes to a doctor and says , "My arm hurts in 3 places." the doctor says, "Dont go to those places.

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Q. If your rowing a canoe up a tree, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A. None because snakes don't have armpits.

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What do you call a black man with a wooden leg? A veteran.

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My friend billy had a ten foot.... Garden hose. Upon showing it to the neighbour next door he hit it with a rake which significantly shortened it and subsequently had to buy another

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Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

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Slam! Slam! Slam! I'm a woodpecker. Slam! Slam! Slam! Except with dirt.

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

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If John has no nose, what do John's friends call him? John

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Why did YUR MOM cross the road? To go slap her annoying-ass twelve year old for using "your mom" as an insult.

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Shaniqua: Knock knock Random black guy: Who is there? Shaniqua: It's me your girlfriend I had a really nice meeting with my dick Random black guy:What?

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How do you fit 100 dead babies into a box? Put them into a blender.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and mop. In turns out the bartender was a paranoid schizophrenic and was hallucinating.

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A penis takes a trip to spain, he falls in love with an apple and proceeds to commit suicide

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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