Who are you texting? YOUR MOTHER.

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why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

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How can you tell if someones gay? You ask them.

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The NBA and womens sports

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Where do black guys sit in the bus? Enywhere theres a free seat

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What is the best way to kill Kony? Shoot him in the head.

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1. Why did sally fall of the swing? -because she had no arms. 2.Knock Knock -Who's there? Not sally.

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What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

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What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

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Goldilocks walks into a bar. But its not really a bar, it's a bear cave and she is eaten by porridge eating bears.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are simple-minded creatures and perhaps there was some source of food on the other side.

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I used to work at a chemical plant manufacturing hydrochloric acid. I couldn't handle it. One day a container exploded and I got severe chemical burns on my face. The scarring is awful. It has ruined my life.

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Take this and put it- No.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue... Hold on. Roses could be white too.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What's black can run really fast and jump really high? A panther

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Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

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your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

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Why did the white girl fuck the mexican? Because her teacher told her to do an "essay"

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What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

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Why are lizards broke? Because they run around the desert with no money...

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What did the alcoholic say to his priest? I'm Drunk. The priest says "Your drunk go home". He barely makes it.

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What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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