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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between an African and French person? Nothing all people ate equal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left his fence open and the chicken happened to cross a road.

A chicken crosses the road as a car comes by. The driver pumps the brakes and stops the car just before hitting the chicken. The chicken crosses the road safely. Onward, my noble steed !

Your momma so fat, she's fat

... Chan chan

What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

What is the same about fries chicken and watermelon? There both delicious.

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WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT? roger rabbit while hilarious, was an idiot and framed himself....mind F***.

What do you get if you have 59 apples in your right hand and 74 pints of ice cream in your right? Large hands.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

How do you make a fireman cry??? Kill His Family

A man walks into a bar Ouch

I told you it would happen

What's the difference a ham and bugs bunny? -When I see a ham on the dinner table, I eat it. When I see bugs bunny on the dinner table and asks me "what's up, doc?" I stay away from sugar for a while and get tested for heroin

What did the lady find when she walked through the door? Her husband stabbing himself to death because she ate his cornflakes

How many pancakes does it take to fill up a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

Q: What did the farmer say when he coudn't find his tractor? A: "where's my tractor?"

What's read, round and gets smaller? A baby combing its hair with a potato pearler

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