How do you get 100 Jews into a car? ...Nevermind, it wouldn't work.

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Your mumma is so fat she was mistaken for an opera singer in a quite awkward confrontation. she was embarrassed and walked out crying

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Whats worse than being white and in harlem on the 4th of july? Your schizophrenic father leaving you a voicemail detailing the politics of successful encounters with prostitutes.

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whyd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side :)

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The Game.

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If Oscar Meyer had a dog, what breed would it be? A golden retriever.

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what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

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- Knock knock. - Who's there? - I am. - I am who? - You are Steve. - Indeed.

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What is the same about fries chicken and watermelon? There both delicious.

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Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An Afronaut

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Q. If your rowing a canoe up a tree, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A. None because snakes don't have armpits.

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It is Scientifically proven that, if you have a shower in china... you get wet

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How do u know a black woman is pregnant? When she pulls out a tampon it has no cotton on it.

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A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

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What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

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What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

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I got shot once it hurt a lot

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was holding hands with the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It saw a banana. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? It slipped. Why did the fifth monkey fall out of the tree? It thought this was all a game. Why did the sixth monkey commit suicide? All his friends were gone.

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why did little Hannah not like the poem "Roses are Red" because she was colorblind

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if a chcken lays an eggg what happens? a baby bird comes out

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How do you make a fireman cry??? Kill His Family

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What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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