What starts with an N and ends with R, that you wouldn't want to call a black person? Neighbor

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A Muslim walked into a bar....nothing happened

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oooh look a banshee

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A woman walks into a bar but is promptly returned to her kitchen by an officer of the law. Later that same evening, she is beaten mercilessly by her husband for her outright disrespect for the social restrictions imposed upon her gender.

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Hi i want a cheeseburger and a small fry, said bob. And then, said the guy taking the order. thats all, said bob. And then, said the guy. Ummmm ok well i take small coke, said bob. And then, said that guy. Thats all, said bob. and then, said the guy. whatever i'll take a milkshake, said bob. And then, said that guy. and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then

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The big male boar went out the forest, saw a group of women and start to swank.

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What do you do when your phone goes off in class? Stay behind after class whilst the teacher takes off his pants and tells you do bend over a desk. This is your punishment.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 had a gun.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side which would be a incontrovertible (obvious) decision.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting r.aped by a giant scorpion.

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Q. How many jews can you fit in a car? A. depending on the car size and make, oh and the size of the ash tray is also important

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What is green and has wheels A blue bucket, I lied about the green and the wheels

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30cm = 0,3meters

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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Knock Knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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What is worse than seeing a pile of dead minorities? Dropping a dollar.

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A boy goes into a Bakery and asks for a loaf of bread, the baker asks him if he wants a white loaf or a Wholemeal loaf, the boy replies, "it doesn't matter i have my bike outside"

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Why did the giant frog attack the party goers with a ballistic missile? oh where tos tart...it's, just such a long story, I don't really know where to begin, in fact it's probably better if you just take my word for it, no need to go into details. we just don't have time for that now.

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What did the fly say to the frog? Nothing, insects can't talk.

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Three guys at the beach decided to bet on who could swim the farthest. The first guy, could not swim so he lost. The second guy got a cramp right away. The third one swam far away into the distance, and was not seen or heard on for days... Three weeks later his corpse was found floating by the shore. The other two died out of guilt.

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A fat lady walks into a bar. Your probably wondering what she ordered. She ordered a ham burger.

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What did the Homeless man get for Christmas? A dollar

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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How do you count all the jews in a village? The United States Census Bureau usually has reliable data so I would start there

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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