yous are all f u c k i n g dumb like rat kavanagh

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Hi

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Knock Knock. Who'se there? It's Dave. Dave who? Um, you invited me over here. Open the damn door.

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What is the difference between a blond and a red-head? They have different hair colors.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

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Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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What did the Dinosaur say to the other dinosaur when he saw a huge meteor? Oh hey look a meteor.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind

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why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

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What has an orange t shirt A dick I lied about the shirt

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Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

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What's worse then breaking your xbox? Going on a 24 kill streak and having itchy balls.

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Heheheheh, Good one, you made me laugh, you just made me realize that it was indeed I that said that to you once, and now you are telling me. I know now, I am happy, not because I seek happiness, but because thinking, finding solutions, guiding myself and others, is what makes me happy. I feel like an alien, because my ideals, my solutions hopes and dreams that grow out of a result of my constant thinking, will never be in this world. Yet I also feel human now, because it could have been, humanity could have succeeded...

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What is dark, funny looking, black, and rhymes with osama? A black lama.

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A redundant man walked into a bar. He sat down, and unfortunately, we learn 5 minutes later that his wife died.

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Yo mama is so stupid that she is currently taking courses in a community college to get her degree in business so she can have a well-paying job.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there Not Sarah

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Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

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What's the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls? You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

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How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

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why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

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