A possesed goat: "moo"

Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

What did Santa Clause say to Rudolf? Nothing. Santa's not real.

Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

whats the difference between a bird and a turtle? they can both fly but the turtle cant

I have the answer to why the child stepped on a ball-he was dumb

What did the man without a tongue say...

What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

Why was Newton surprised when the apple fell on his head? Because he was sitting under a pear tree.

When is a door not a door? Never, a door is an inanimate object and is thus incapable of transforming.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None we have mexicans for that

Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

A guy was beet by his wife.

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get off the roof.

Did you hear about the 4'10" psychic that escaped from prison? It's on the news! "Small Medium At Large."

Ding-Dong.............no knock-knocking required

Why is a charlie horse called a charlie horse? Well there was this boy charlie and he had a horse and it died in a fire.

heyy emit chase wazzup

What do you call a mexican doing drugs? An average pablo

Why is a budgie Because the other leg is yellow

Jake likes to have tickle parties with McCauley Culkin.

whats black and white? a zebra

what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

A man walks into the bar and asks the bartender, "Are you smelling me right now?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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