- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is 8===D- ? A jew with a lip piercing.

your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

Why is Timmy a dumbass ? He's not, because asses cannot, by definition, be intelligent, so it is unnecessary to qualify it as "dumb".

Why did blink-182 get a record deal? Because they play quality punk rock.

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What's a cow's fovorite vacation spot? Farmyard animals do not receive vacations, they have long hours, no pay, and get eaten upon death.

When you cross a bird on the sidewalk what do you do??? Run in big circles.

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What's worse than getting rejected by your date? Finding out she gave you a social disease. Namely AIDS.

What do a fish and a moose have in common? They both live under water, apart from the moose.

What has two legs and can't walk. Someone thats paralyzed!

Q:Way C'nt U reed tHis? A: Because im retarted -ian surprenant

you are driving down the highway, if two birds make a bee then how many pies can fly at once? None because I can't read

Knock, knock -Who's there? Help -Help who? Im dying of lukemia

How do you know when your dog is gay? When the dog starts wearing way to many Deep Vs and watches the Oxygen channel with "friends"

Mum: Black or white iPod? Her Son: Black Please, it'll run faster.

Patient: Doctor Doctor I think I have HIV! Doctor: Wtf to that one...

Why did the n i g g e r steal money? because he was black! and wanted a KFC thanksgiving! :)

Why didn't Anne Frank answer the door? Because it was the German SS.

your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

A guy walks into a bar Many people gather around him to see if he is alright and to tell him he needs to watch where he is going.

What did the mime say to the girl? .......

Why couldn't the black man swim? Both of his legs were just eaten by a shark.

What is the difference between finding a dead black man on the street or a dead dog? There are tire marks in front of the dog.

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