- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens to a black man when he jumps into a pool of clorox? He turns white!

You will never see the a heaven made of pure light with no room for darkness to dwell? Pure light will make you blind, living forever in darkness.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was feeling suicidal due to an existential crisis.

elen degeneres is straight....

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

What is blue and smells like blue paint? Blue paint.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Meow. What did one dog say to the other dog? Meow. Why was the man sad? He had a retarded dog.

Knock knock Who's there? You Whoa...

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? get in the car

My parents died!

What do you say when you see your tv floating at night? Drop it, nigga!!

what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

a fish swimming in the water swims

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made this particular man mad which drove him to tell the other man to shut up.

There was Jew, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Mexican guy at the store. The store was called Walmart.

What's worse than the holocaust? anti-joke

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? An amputation.

Why was the man sleeping. He was tired

What was Billy for Halloween? A pirate

Two Irish men walks out of a bar

what did one wall say to another wall? nothing walls cant talk

A Boy Walks Up To A Frog At the Bus Stop And Says, “Why Are You So Upset?” And The Frog Replied, “I’m Waiting For The Bus Because My Car Just Got TOAD!”

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