This one time at band camp....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side (The original AntiJoke)

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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So a guy walks into a bar. He asks the woman next to him, ''Can I buy you a drink?'' The woman says,''No thank you.''

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What song does a bulimic person sing while on the toilet? Nothing Bulimic people don't poop.

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What is brown and gurgles? dead baby casserole

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What do you call somebody pimping out their bitches for very large amounts of money???? A dog breeder.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple

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Why couldn't little Jeffy find his way to gumdrop palace? Because he was shot

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i lyk 2 eet pup

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What do you get when you cross a parrot and a beach ball? A beach ball with a parrot design on it.

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Titanic with will smith. Girl: I wont ever let go of you. Leo: Drowns. Smith: Move your fat ass over girl, there is like room for me and fifthy kids there yo! Me: Bitch if you need to float on a piece of wood where six of us could fit, im gonna drown you.

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Why did the woman start crying? She didn't have woman's rights... That's right, get back in the kitchen

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Except when I said muffins I meant Jews. .. I guess it really isn't that funny anymore.

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Q: What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A: A pilot you racist.

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What is another way to call a procrastinator? Avery annoyed and bored child who does not want to do her homework and is looking up many different anti-jokes for a laugh. You know who you are...

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What can you conclude about a black man in a mercedes? He has crack and car insurance.

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An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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There's a car about to hit me.

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Whats black and white with red all over? A dead panda

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Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

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Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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what the difference between Obama and osama bin laden nothing

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I ran in to Hitler. "Hey, Hitler, what's up?" I asked. "Well, this time I am going to kill 6 million Jews and 2 clowns." "Two clowns?" I ask. "Why two clowns?" "See!" He exclaimed. "No one cares about the Jews!"

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