- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did simran go to jessicas house? To go have a human taco

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

Two blondes walk into a building......you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

Why did the little girl drop her school books? A kid jacked her in the head with a brick.

Why was the gay kid beaten to death Because he was also an outstanding racist and lived in a highly populated african american community.

holocaust is bad but its funny when you use it as a joke hehe

A man... walks.

What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

Why is Steve Jobs dead, but Bill Gates isn't? Because Bill Gates wasn't diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer.

want to hear a dirty joke tommy fell in the mud a clean joke he took a bath with bubbles bubbles was his neighbor

Why was there a black man and a white man in a bar? Due to the probability of this occurance happening due to percentages of black/white people in a bar, this specific situation should be of no shock, in fact it is a completely normal occurance one of which should not be questioned

What rhymes with orange? Somalia.

Why did the rabbit jump? Because that's what rabbits do.

What the difference between Adolf Hitler and Michael Phelps? Micheal Phelps can finish a race.

What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

Chuck Norris can cook ramen noodles with a microwave.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

What do fish and dogs have in common they are both animals

If Jim lives in north carolina, what does that make his dad's brother? Black

What did the falling bridge say to the other bridge? Well bridges can't talk but if it could it, then it would say AHH! I am falling

Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

What's brown, no one likes and has had a bad history? Dog poop

Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

Why did Sally get hit with a fridge? Because someone threw a fridge at Sally Why would someone throw a fridge at her? Because Sally has no arms

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