Whats the difference between a blonde and a sloth? Everything. The blonde is a human being and humans are way different than sloths.

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A black man in a country bar.

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The king has three daughters. One day, one of the daughters comes into his room and asks, "Father, why is my name Rose?" King replies,"well, a rose petal fell on your head when you were a baby." The next day, the second daughter comes into his room and asks,"Father, why is my name Tulip?" the king replies,"A tulip fell on your head when you were a bay." On the next day, the final daughter comes in and says, "BLAJSFUAGHASRAKKKKKK." The king says,"Shut up, Cinderblock."

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What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

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Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Starving children in africa.

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Where do snowmen keep their money? Snowmen don't have money

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Three blonds walk into a bar ... They said ouch!

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How come the man couldnt read the directions? He was reading it upside down.

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Women's rights

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What does an emu an a kiwi have in common? Both are flightless birds endemic to there own countries.

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Austin is gay. He goes to River Road. And is a sophomore.

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The Cubs are going to win the world series this year

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What do you call a broken boomarang? A stick.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar she took the back seat

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What's green, and looks like money? Money...

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Come In!

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what do you get when you cross a man and a horse? Collision

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

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A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

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My grandpa asked me a very important question right before he kicked the bucket. Grandpa: Son, how far do you think I could kick this bucket?

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Do you know who's gay? Homosexuals.

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

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What do you call a blue baby at the bottom of a pool? Dead.

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Hey dude, wanna come with me!!!! Sure, where? ON YOUR FACE!!!!!! -_- ........ok sure why not

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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