Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

Where do snowmen keep their money? Snowmen don't have money

Two men walk into a bar. You think the second man would have seen it.

Why did the Jew run across the road? To get to the other side.

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo

Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

what do trees and humans have in common? they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

Why did the kid fall off his swing? Because his mum threw a fridge at him.

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

an ant walks into my aunt.... the ant took a dump

A walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Not getting a response, the disoriented bartender realizes he was talking to his own reflection in the mirror at the back of the bar.

How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

What's green and looks like a red apple? A green apple

Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

If you're having Kony problems, I feel bad for you son. He's stolen 99 kids and your posters saved none.

Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

Yo momma so fat,she went on a diet and now exersizes regularly

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Why did Charlotte fall off the swing? She got hit in the face with an axe.

Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

What do you call a man without any money? Broke.

What did johnny say when he fell down the stairs? Nothing he snapped his neck

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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