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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

why did the black man attend the AA meeting? his wife told him the only way she would stay with him is if he would attend these meetings, he was an alcoholic and is dying of liver failure.

Have you noticed when you see geese flying and they're in a V pattern, often one side will be longer than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side.

What's the difference between a rabbit and a Rabbi? Rabbits are of the family Leporidea, whereas Rabbi's are Jewish.

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

What is Soulja Boy's favorite letter? I don't know. You go ask him.

who's getting there balls chopped off by lilly? Nemo

Goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Have you seen the 6th sense? Nope, is it good? Yeah Bruce Willis is dead

What did the President give his wife for her birthday? Women's Rights.

Q:What do you say to an albino man that will always get his attention? A:His name.

There is a mountain and there are three men, One is asian and the two others are black and white. "This is for my people!" Said the asian man when he was falling for his death. "This is for my people!" Yelled the african american. Then he takes the American man and throws him off the mountain

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig rolls in the mud.

what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

What did the toaster say to the raisin? Nothing. The toaster was mute and the raisin had lost his hearing in a terrible full-contact origami accident.

question:How do you call a Russian with Ak47. answer: Spetznaz

What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Two black men walk into a strip club. They immediately walk out because they have faithful wives at home nurturing their beautiful African children.

Why is the sky blue? Well it has something to do with The suns reflection off of all the waters on earth's surface.

what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

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