Why did the man paint his dog blue? He has some strange mental condition and is incapable of controlling his own actions.

What did the black man say to the mexican? Hello

EAT YOUR DINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus !

Knock Knock. -Who's there ? It's me. -Come in.

Wanna here a joke? Feminism.

Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the retard say to the other retard.. hey timmy how was work?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 7 ate 9.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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What's worse than World War II? World War III.

What did the homeless man say to bill gates? Nothing he was about to die.

Yo Mama is so old that she is probably unable to become pregnant.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Physical abuse.

you: guess what somebody: what? you: you have cancer

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled ice cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

This one time at band camp....

So a guy walks into a bar. He asks the woman next to him, ''Can I buy you a drink?'' The woman says,''No thank you.''

Knock knock How is ? Bond ,James Bond!

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side (The original AntiJoke)

What is brown and gurgles? dead baby casserole

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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