- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are blue Violets are red Crap, I already messed up the joke.

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Q: What's worse than eating cauliflowers? A: Eating cauliflowers and getting raped by Jerry Sandusky at the age of 7.

Q; What is pink and has 2 legs? A: Not a lot of things, but a Flamingo is the closest thing that I could think of if you do not count the beak eyes and feet.

Helen Keller went to town riding on a pony she stuck a feather in her hat and called it uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Why do basketball players wear bibs? They don't.

Q.Why did the boy fail to complete his homework? A. He was a loaf of bread

Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

wanna hear a joke? yes

What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town? Look, here comes Tarzan! What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town with sunglasses on? Nothing. They don't recognize him.

What's rape when you shout surprise? The crime, committed by a man, of forcing another person to have sexual intercourse with him, especially by the threat or use of violence.

Of course, first door on your left

- I got kicked out of the library today. - why? - because I put the women's rights book in the fiction section

What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

why did sally fall off the swing? because she was a fish.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? words

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse then precedes to beat the bartender voraciously for making fun of his religion.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a prison. They're stopped by a gang. Hey, want to play a game? They answer "No thanks, we died in the last joke."

Why was the little boy upset? An arson set fire to his house, leaving him nowhere to live.

Why did Devon move out of his mom's house? His mom beats him.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A watermelon doesn't scream when you cut it open.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Getting a virus that slowly deteriorates your body from the inside out.

why did bob hit Jim Because bob didn't like Jim

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