- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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Knock Knock. Who's There. Teenage Pregnancy

What was the blind man doing before he was strangled? He was breathing.

what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

whats worse than one week in school? two weeks in school. whats worse than two weeks in school? three weeks in school whats worse than three weeks in school? child abuse, killing animals and murder

Why did the man commit suicide? Because he felt he had nothing left to live for

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the hea repeatedly

what do you call a screwdriver that thinks it'sa hammer? a screwdriver

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Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

One day a child goes to the doctor and says, "it hurts when do this" as he pokes his throat. The doctor, after several well-performed deep tissue testing, diagnosed the child with stage four esophageal cancer. The child cried himself to sleep that night.

What did the people say to each other when they ate the orange? Orange you glad I didn't eat you:) HAHAHAA orange you glad that I am good at telling jokes!

why did the boy have no friends? cause he was smelly

What's grey and can't fly? A Parking Lot.

How do you know it's a bad day? When your brain does not release a high enough level of seratonin.

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

A wooly mammoth and a dodo bird walk into a bar. Just kidding.

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What is pink and smells like red paint? Pink paint

One day a farmer was planting his crops. All of a sudden he was hit by the magic school bus.

Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

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