- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hillary Clinton

Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No Neither have I

Hey. I have to ask you a serious question. Okay. what? You can only answer with yes or no. Okay what is it? Do your parents know your gay? .....

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Cus 7 had AIDS and it was bleeding all over the place!

Scene:restraunt Me:can I have a coke please? Waiter:sorry we don't have any, is Pepsi ok? Me:is monopoly money ok?

Why is this room orange? Because I painted it orange. You didn't paint it; my mom painted it.

A man walks into a bar He is STD positive.

I like it in the butt. - Tyler James Nehring. Call me if you want to give me the d. 863-670-1547

What starts with P and ends with ORN? POPCORN

Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

Why did Paul Walker cross the road? He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

why did arno fly away? he was a bird

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

Two tomatoes walk across the street and manage to get over safely. COME ON MUSTARD!

what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

What do you do when your speeding and a cop is right behind you? make a complete stop and hope for the best

I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

Barack Obama walks into a bar. He's black.

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