- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man in a country bar.

Two giraffes walk into a bar, hit their heads, cracktheir skulls and die.

Why did the turkey cross the road? His friend, the chicken, had just been hit by a passing car.

Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Starving children in africa.

what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

Why do Mexicans get made fun of? Because they are Mexican

Adam Sandler is still funny ! cough

Whats worse than a bullet in the head? i have no idea, i have never been shot in the head so i'm not sure what to compare it to.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Glaucoma.

2 guys are on a scaffolding. One of them says to the other "If you fall from here, theres a high probability you will die"

Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're adopted and Santa Claus isn't real

Nickelback

Why does Derrek Ashmore act so feminine on his facebook statuses? Because he has a vagina so it is appropriate for him

Your Mother

Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Your mumma is so stupid her IQ is 40.

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