man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Three logicians were travelling up to Scotland in a train. They saw a black cow standing parallel to the train tracks; the first sign of life since crossing the border. The first logician says "Oh, so they do have black cows in Scotland." The second logician says "No, they have at least one black cow in Scotland." The third logician says "No, they have at least one cow in Scotland, one side of which, at least, is black."

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What's the same between a school bus and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the bus.

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When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

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What did tarzan say when he saw the elephants? Here come the elephants

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your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

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A man sat on a chair

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What is black and red? Something that is black and red.

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My penis is big... not.

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Why did the little pig squeal? Because he was going through blades at a slaughter house.

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SCENES WHEN TOM O'SHEA GETS STABBED IN PRISON AFTER STEALING THE WHEELS OFF AN AMBULANCE

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What do you call a person with a big ass head? A person with a big ass head

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Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

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Q. Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? A. Because he's dead.

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your mom

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? One is a tasty Italian food the other is a respected member of society

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What happens when you shoot a giraffe? It dies.

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a man made a beautiful colorful picture and hit print. the printer then grew a mind of its own and did the most horriffic and evil thing ever; he printed it in black and white.

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what happened to the drug addict? he go high

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Today i started to think lucas was homosexuaI.. I am scared

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? Mud slide What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Jailbreak

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Q: What did ine sweaty arab man say to the other sweaty arab man? A: "I'm sweaty"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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