Why do basketball players wear bibs? They don't.

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What's rape when you shout surprise? The crime, committed by a man, of forcing another person to have sexual intercourse with him, especially by the threat or use of violence.

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Why didn't Helen Keller learn to drive as a teenager? They didn't have cars back then.

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- I got kicked out of the library today. - why? - because I put the women's rights book in the fiction section

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How do you get a pirate out of your seat? Politely ask him to move for you were there first.

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Of course, first door on your left

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What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town? Look, here comes Tarzan! What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town with sunglasses on? Nothing. They don't recognize him.

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wanna hear a joke? yes

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why did sally fall off the swing? because she was a fish.

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? words

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse then precedes to beat the bartender voraciously for making fun of his religion.

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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Why was the little boy upset? An arson set fire to his house, leaving him nowhere to live.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a prison. They're stopped by a gang. Hey, want to play a game? They answer "No thanks, we died in the last joke."

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Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

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What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Getting a virus that slowly deteriorates your body from the inside out.

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Religion.

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What did Batman's mother say when it was time for dinner? Nothing, Batman's parents are dead.

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What do you get when you cross a surfer and a black man? An angry surfer and an angry black man. You really should be nicer to people.

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How did the man with no arms or legs cross the street? He didn't.

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What do you call a mexican doing drugs? An average pablo

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What did the onion say to the the the other other onion Ima cut you fool and make yall cry

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whats worse than a baby in a bathtub? its dead. Whats worse than that? its in a clown suit. Whats worse than that? The baby had down syndrome.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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