- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did i know i had a new puppy?...... i found out when i was scraping it off my truck tire

A man walks into a bra. Bra kills him...

Barack Obama walks into a bar. He's black.

what is a bracket? a bracket

What's the difference between you and a cat? The cats mom isn't a whore.

A dog walks into a bar. The bartender was just about to leave, so he takes the dog home with him. He makes found dog signs and posts them around the neighborhood. The owner sees one of the signs and retrieves his pet from the bartender, thanking him for finding his dog.

a boy fell in mud... a kid took a bath with bubbles... bubbles was the girl next door!

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why didn't the Hispanic man get elected? Because his policies were unpopular.

Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

Knock Knock Who's there? Pussy... Do you get it? Think about what you just answered.

What was Helen Keller book called Bsnshsiengwkaisg

What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

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New Name for Jersey Shore: American Whorer Story

Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Just two animals that are judged.

What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men jump out, and the plane crashes anyway.

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

What did the tree say to himself? Gee-oma-tree( get it geometry say it outloud)

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