Why is a charlie horse called a charlie horse? Well there was this boy charlie and he had a horse and it died in a fire.

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Ding-Dong.............no knock-knocking required

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When is a door not a door? Never, a door is an inanimate object and is thus incapable of transforming.

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What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get off the roof.

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A guy was beet by his wife.

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Jake likes to have tickle parties with McCauley Culkin.

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What do you call a dead man in a ditch? Phil.

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How do you make an electrician cry? You kidnap him and his mother, tie them both to chairs in your garage, and force him to watch you stab his mother repeatedly in the face while laughing and licking up her blood and tears. Then cut his arms and legs off, lock him in a cage with his mothers body, and go in there everyday and eat a delicious meal while watching him starve to death next to his dead mother.

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Why is a budgie Because the other leg is yellow

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THIS ONE IS MIIINE THIS ONE IS MIIINE I AM TOTALLY TIFA I AM TOTALLY TIFA! This one apparently.

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What do you call a mexican doing drugs? An average pablo

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whats black and white? a zebra

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A man walks into the bar and asks the bartender, "Are you smelling me right now?"

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what did the therapist say to the other therapist? WE'VE SAID THIS WAY TOO MANY TIMES YOU SHIT

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Racecar is spelled the same forwards and backwards. Masturbation does not work.

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk, idiot.

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? Because she was shot in the face by a lone gunman.

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How did the man with no arms or legs cross the street? He didn't.

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What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

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what did meredith and nick have in common an i

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What did the fish say when it hit a wall? Nothing. Fish cannot talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 7 ate 9.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Does this smell like chloroform to you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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