Why did Paul Walker cross the road? He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

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There was 3 guys. A mexican, a black guy, and a jew. They work at a construction site and one day they found what appears to be a magic lamp. The mexican guy rubs the lamp hoping for a genie to appear and grant them wishes. Sure enough a genie appears. "I have been freed from the magic lamp." Says the genie "I shall grant one wish and one wish only to whoever rubbed the magic lamp." The mexican guy did not understand english. The jew steals the lamp and the black guy stabs him. The next day a blonde goes to the crime scene. He spot the magic lamp on the floor, picks it up, and rubs it. The genie appears. "I have been freed from the lamp. I shall grant one wish and one wish only to whoever rubbed the magic lamp." The blonde says "I wish Jose could speak ad understand english." Suddenly, the mexican appears and says "Thank you."

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how did i know i had a new puppy?...... i found out when i was scraping it off my truck tire

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what is a bracket? a bracket

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Politics

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What was Helen Keller book called Bsnshsiengwkaisg

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Knock Knock Who's there? Pussy... Do you get it? Think about what you just answered.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

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Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What's more depressing than watching a worm watching to worms

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men jump out, and the plane crashes anyway.

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Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

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New Name for Jersey Shore: American Whorer Story

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What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Just two animals that are judged.

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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What did the tree say to himself? Gee-oma-tree( get it geometry say it outloud)

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what's the best way to eat a dead baby? stewed into chili with jalepeno cheddar corn bread on the side

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How did the magician make his assistant disappear? He killed her and then cremated her body

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What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, white and Asian.

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Who killed the ears of every human being? -Rebecca Black

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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