- Anti Joke

A brick bent down to suck my flapjack, Then he got stuck, oh what the unpleasant, This angered the brick, he lay on the grass, he shoved a stick straight up his bellybutton.

How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

What is white on the inside and red on the outside? An apple.

Knock Knock Whose there? Me! Hi

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink.

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

Why was 2 afraid of 3? Because 345!!!!!

I added ICE to WKD it was WICKED

KNOCK! KNOCK! Who is it? Wood pecker. Wood pecker who? KNOCK! KNOCK!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's the police, they ask the questions.

whats brown and sticky? shit

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A brick bent down to suck my flapjack, Then he got stuck, oh what the unpleasant, This angered the brick, he lay on the grass, he shoved a stick straight up his bellybutton.

Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

what did the clock say to the other clock? .. were both lawyers!

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A ginger was with his friends

What is brown and sticky? Black tar heroin.

Do you have ass-thma? Coz your ass is taking my breath away

How many Jews can you fit into a car? How ever many seats happen to be available.