Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

A grasshopper walks into a bar... Bartender: "hey we have a drink named after you!" Grasshopper: "What, Kevin?"

a man walks into a bar. ouch.

roses are red but violets are definately violet what retard made this rhyme

i am and me is i

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why did Ramsey fall off the seesaw? Because while he was playing with friends on a seesaw at a nearby Country Club, a very angry and insane man who had many handicaps, decided to solve his problems by killing someone. A funeral was held a week later.

An asian man and his friend walk into a bar. They both order a few drinks and drink them responsibly. They then pay for their drinks, and drive home to their loving families.

At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

a fat old hobo named da'shovant'e ate a bucket of fried chicken then killed a little girl named poopface McFergusen

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Why was the woman bald? She was a Britney spears fan.

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What does a Jew and an oven have in common? Bagels.

Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

knock knock who's there no one

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she no arms

Why does Derrek Ashmore act so feminine on his facebook statuses? Because he has a vagina so it is appropriate for him

Whats the worst part of your school burning down? A: The burnt pizza.

i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

What do you get when you cross your eyes? A headache.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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