What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

What is white on the inside and red on the outside? An apple.

Knock Knock Whose there? Me! Hi

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

I added ICE to WKD it was WICKED

whats brown and sticky? shit

KNOCK! KNOCK! Who is it? Wood pecker. Wood pecker who? KNOCK! KNOCK!

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's the police, they ask the questions.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

raisin boogers

Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

Roses are blue Violets are green I have issues, What should I do?

What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih tzu? A new breed of dog.

A vegetarian walked into a butcher Luckily he realized where he was and walked out!

if your paddling a backwards canoe up a waterfall and it loses its wheel, how many pancakes does it take to fill a dog house? the answer is 17 because aliens are allgeric to cows and mustard.

who is gay for wild ones- Ryan Mcgggguigan

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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