- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Do you know who's gay? Homosexuals.

woman..parallel parking

What's black and white and red all over. Half a zebra

A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

A man walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic beverage. The bartender serves him and inquires about the man's day. The man says nothing, drinks his beverage, pays his tab and walks out.

Why did the boy give the girl flowers? Because her parents died in a car crash and he felt bad.

Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

I like my kids how i like my coffee I dont like coffee

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? -A pilot

A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

A couple was arguing about how the man was cheating and he was in "The Doghouse". There clever son pointed out that they didn't own a dog.

How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No Neither have I

Did you know that if you get all your intestines, and laid it out across the floor in a line, you would die?

a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

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