What's brown, no one likes and has had a bad history? Dog poop

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

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What did the falling bridge say to the other bridge? Well bridges can't talk but if it could it, then it would say AHH! I am falling

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Adam Claypool walks into a bar. He immediately sucks the bartender's dick because he is the biggest queer anyone has ever seen

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

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Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

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If Jim lives in north carolina, what does that make his dad's brother? Black

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I'm an old man with Alzheimer's. Ok I'm going to tell you a little story. Well i was walking down the road bout 36 sum odd years ago and the next thing i knew i was........... Hmmm.... i wonder whats in the fridge...

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Two Muffins are in a freezer. The first muffin says "Sure is cold in here." The other muffin sits there untill at a later date eaten because muffins can't talk. The first muffin later is analyzed and dysected by the United States governmant and is classified as alien because again, muffins can't talk.

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A man walks in to a bar, so he got hurt.

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Which is longer? A rope...

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The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

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Whats the difference between a lemon and an ant? They're both yellow except for the lemon.

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why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

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why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

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How would you punish Helen Keller? Make her read a basketball.

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why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

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How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It heard you like to choke the chicken.

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Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

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A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

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My mom told me to shut up because I was screaming as I was strangled.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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