raisin boogers

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did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

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Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

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racism...deal with it!

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

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Q: What's worse than the holocaust? A: 2 Holocausts

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

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What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

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What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

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why did the boy and girl go under the covers together? because they were cold

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How do you avoid dying? You can't everything dies.

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Yeah sure comment below, and soylent green is fucking people! Moral: "You are judging the spitting image of yourself, except that you are doomed to remain ignorant and judgmental"

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Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

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What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

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The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

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What did the black man say to the young white woman during sex? you are a wonderful woman

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Knock Knock Whose there? Boo I don't know anyone by the name of Boo. Go away

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your mommas so fat because she has diabetes

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Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and suffered from a self-inflicted gunshot wound in his head, he is being treated by medical professionals

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What's the different between a trampoline and a baby? You take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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