- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Please? No.

this is not a joke.

What's white, wet, and salty? Salt that has come in contact with a liquid in the recent past, seeing as the liquid has not evaporated completely from the combination of sodium and chloride yet.

why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Why did the girl fall of her chair? The chair can only hold so much weight.

A fish walks into a bar Fish dont walk

knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Wii.

How long is a china man?

there was a pre school teacher and he told the children to draw a squirell. One boy breaks into tears because his entire family was slaughtered by a pack of squirrels. This upset the teacher

Tiger Woods isn't a Tiger, He's a lion cheeta.

How did the gay guy greet the other gay guy? Nice to meet you.

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

Yo' Momma is so fat she weighs a lot!

why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

What do you call a person with a big ass head? A person with a big ass head

Scene:restraunt Me:can I have a coke please? Waiter:sorry we don't have any, is Pepsi ok? Me:is monopoly money ok?

LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having your entire family killed in a car accident

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Your Grandma and your mom drove off a cliff, who survived? Both of them, they didn't drive off a cliff.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

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