Who's lower than Iran? United Arab Emirates.

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Why did the hamster not eat it's food? Because it wasn't hungry.

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hickory dickory dock no one cares

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why did the asian go to the bar? they were told they could drive better when drunk how much worse could they get

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Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

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What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? You don't call him anything... You call for help.

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Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

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whats the difference between a black man and a terd ? one is a black man the other is a terd

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A rapist is asked to teach a kindergarden class. The kids learn many things and have a great day.

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Hey. I have to ask you a serious question. Okay. what? You can only answer with yes or no. Okay what is it? Do your parents know your gay? .....

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Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

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How to kill a mocking bird? Stab it

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Why couldn't the man see the camoflague iguana He could.

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What do you get when you mix a dog with a pool table? I don't know.

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So like i was like 3 and I was like stupid or something I was only three, come on! three

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Doctor, my husband tells me he doesn't like my figure .... That's irrelevant now, you've contracted a rare blood disease and will be dead within a month.

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Top ten reasons Microsoft Doors is better than Microsoft Windows. 1. Easier to open. 2. Doors do not crash... Windows does! 3. Watching pron? Your mother around? JUST SLAM THAT SHlT ON HER FACE! 4. Saves power! (Its easier to just shut and open doors) 5. Doors are a lot easier to get trough than windows. 6. When windows wishes you welcome the first time you install it, you still cant wipe your damn feet on it! 7. Its easier to surf on the internet on top of doors than on windows. 8. While Windows is easy to hack because you can try codes forever, you can just buy a good lock on your door and shut it. 9.The sun glaring on your screen trough your windows? GET MICROSOFT DOORS! 10. I dare you make one, i live doing this shit. Capcom before. And special thanks to you! Thanks for playing! Capcom now: Fuck off thats not DLC paywall! its actual downloadable only content! Just pay 45 bucks to get all colors to all characters.... ...Downloading Allcolors 10kb

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Ever heard of the dumb blonde joke? You probably wouldn't get it.

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what did the clock say to the other clock? .. were both lawyers!

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have you seen the movie, Constipated? Never mind, it hasn't come out yet.

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WEED!

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Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

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why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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