- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name is Paco, And yours is too.

How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

Why does Spongebob go to work? Because he's ready.

My grandpa asked me a very important question right before he kicked the bucket. Grandpa: Son, how far do you think I could kick this bucket?

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

Why was the boys dick hard? Because he stuck it in a hole in the snow.

My sister had a lemonade stand once. And one time, she spilled.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new car? ....neither did he.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

What's the same between a school bus and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the bus.

When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

What us black and white and read all over The newspaper

Thats sweet, thank you then.

A man sat on a chair

Why did the penis enter the vagina? They were trying for a baby

My penis is big... not.

your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

What is black and red? Something that is black and red.

What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? Mud slide What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Jailbreak

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

a man made a beautiful colorful picture and hit print. the printer then grew a mind of its own and did the most horriffic and evil thing ever; he printed it in black and white.

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