- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interupting cow Interu--- MOOOOOO!!

Quick ladies take off all your clothes the cloth stealer is coming Oh yyyaaaa

What happened when man put a dog in the blender? He got arrested for Animal abuse

How do u know a black woman is pregnant? When she pulls out a tampon it has no cotton on it.

A man is balancing on a bar. But it's a bar where people drink so I don't know how that works.

Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

What do you call a purple chicken eating a bicycle? A purple chicken eating a bicycle

Spoiling your fun. Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the fuck are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming?

Why are all blondes dumb? They are not all dumb but constant bullying just saying blondes are just pretty gives them that illogical stereo type

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the Negro say no to the Aryan? It doesnt matter what he said! thats racist!

Why did he have to die so young? It just isn't fair... In all considerations, the bullet didn't ask to become embedded in his skull either.

A Native American walks into a bar. The bartender notes that this is statistically unlikely because Native Americans are part of a small minority in the local area, but is accepting of all people so still serves him a drink.

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

Who is big and stupid My brother

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

i had sex i stuck my dick into your mouth

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The entire population.

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

A baby seal walks into a club

How Many R's are in Terrence? two, how could there be 6?

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