- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What happened to the man who killed his family? Rape.

How many women does it take to replace a light bulb? Please advise. Thanks, Holly

Why did the black man wash up on shore? He was on a boating trip, deep sea fishing, with some close friends from high school. About half of a mile off shore his ship crashed and sunk to the bottom of the ocean. Sadly, not everyone lived this through this tragic accident. This man was one of them.

roses are red violets are blue i forgot what i was gonna say my dad is an engineer

Q: What did ine sweaty arab man say to the other sweaty arab man? A: "I'm sweaty"

what do you call a girl with no arms and legs whatever her name is

SCENES WHEN TOM O'SHEA GETS STABBED IN PRISON AFTER STEALING THE WHEELS OFF AN AMBULANCE

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

I scream, You scream, The police come, It's awkward.

Why did the little pig squeal? Because he was going through blades at a slaughter house.

yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

your mom

What do you call a person with a big ass head? A person with a big ass head

Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

Me-Whats long and hard and full of seaman Him-a submarine Me-No dumb ass a dick

Q. Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? A. Because he's dead.

Why did the penis enter the vagina? They were trying for a baby

your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

What us black and white and read all over The newspaper

What is black and red? Something that is black and red.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

A man sat on a chair

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