- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over. Half a zebra

What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No Neither have I

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

I like my kids how i like my coffee I dont like coffee

A couple was arguing about how the man was cheating and he was in "The Doghouse". There clever son pointed out that they didn't own a dog.

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? -A pilot

A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

Did you know that if you get all your intestines, and laid it out across the floor in a line, you would die?

-What do you call it when a female and male are together? - A very serious relationship.

What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend "I know. You need to quit gnawing when you're giving me a blow job."

What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

Why was the boys dick hard? Because he stuck it in a hole in the snow.

Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new car? ....neither did he.

what's red and smells like blue paint? im color blind

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