Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive traits.

Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

what happened to the drug addict? he go high

Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

why did the lady fall out the window? someone threw axe at her

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

What happened to the soccer player when he got kicked in the leg..... He cried on the ground for hours even though there is padding there

What did the tree say to himself? Gee-oma-tree( get it geometry say it outloud)

Will nearis is here! Get it

What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

Where's Waldo? The cemetery, he died last week.

What's more depressing than watching a worm watching to worms

Why did the hamster not eat it's food? Because it wasn't hungry.

hickory dickory dock no one cares

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

Who's lower than Iran? United Arab Emirates.

why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

Why didn't Wendy want to sit down? Because her dad put a hand full of needles in her anus. - D

I like colin but not as much as apple

Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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