- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih tzu? A new breed of dog.

This is like another one: Terry is at work eating a cookie.. He drops his cookie. His co worker trys to pick it up, however he accidently stands on it. Turns out terry can keep a grudge, nine years later, he killed his co worker with a shovel.

Roses are blue Violets are green I have issues, What should I do?

who is gay for wild ones- Ryan Mcgggguigan

What do you call a mother who is also your aunt and a father who is also your uncle? Incest

Q: Whats the difference between nude pics and your mom? A: I can wackk off to nude pics

How do you get an alien baby to sleep? Well, first you need to get an alien baby.

Why was there a black guy in the back of a police car? He was caught stealing

How do you stop a car? Put on the Brake

How do you know this is an Antijoke? Its on anti-joke.com

An early jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody.

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: What's worse than the holocaust? A: 2 Holocausts

A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

racism...deal with it!

Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

How do you avoid dying? You can't everything dies.

What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

why did the boy and girl go under the covers together? because they were cold

What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

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