What's cold, limp, approximately 65 pounds, and being dragged out of that pool with no safety fence over there? Not important, lets go get some Wendy's man.

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passenger seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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How are cars made? By magic.

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What should someone do if they are Le Zirk? Have a zirk. THEN FIRE THE ZIRKKK!!!!!!!

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Hey do you want to hear the joke about my d**k?? I cant tell it because it's to long

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A man hits a woman while driving. Whose fault is it? The mas. He was out drinking that night and shouldn't have gotten in his car in the first place.

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Why did the n i g g e r steal money? because he was black! and wanted a KFC thanksgiving! :)

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Whats worse than sleeping on a bed of hot coals? Lupus

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What's the anonymous name for vampire hunters? The KKK.

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Why are tootsie rolls brown? because they are....

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poop nuff said

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What's the best way to get gum out of your hair? Cancer

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People say the sky's the limit................................ but there's footprints on the moon.

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So, there's a lion loose in Colchester. Should've gone to Specsavers... [L]

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they are all dead.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? I don't know it really depends on the car, usually about 2 in the front, 3 in the back and... That's about it

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Your momma's so fat that she is at risk for heart disease and diabetes.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A pile of dead nuns.

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Who thinks amy mc quire is really stuiped

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What's the difference between an orange? The horse because the vest has no sleeves.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Victor. Victor who? Victor Secret, the gay door to door lingerie salesman. Can i interest you in a plastic cup holder?

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whats worse than 100 babies strapped to an atomic bomb? 1 baby strapped to 100 atomic bombs

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Knock knock. Who's there It's Jim O ok come on in

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Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

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Anti Joke

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