- Anti Joke

How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

Why was 2 afraid of 3? Because 345!!!!!

I added ICE to WKD it was WICKED

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's the police, they ask the questions.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

KNOCK! KNOCK! Who is it? Wood pecker. Wood pecker who? KNOCK! KNOCK!

A vegetarian walked into a butcher Luckily he realized where he was and walked out!

What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih tzu? A new breed of dog.

What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident.

who is gay for wild ones- Ryan Mcgggguigan

if your paddling a backwards canoe up a waterfall and it loses its wheel, how many pancakes does it take to fill a dog house? the answer is 17 because aliens are allgeric to cows and mustard.

Roses are blue Violets are green I have issues, What should I do?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you have ass-thma? Coz your ass is taking my breath away

what did the clock say to the other clock? .. were both lawyers!

What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

What is white on the inside and red on the outside? An apple.

Knock Knock Whose there? Me! Hi

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink.

What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.