There was Jew, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Mexican guy at the store. The store was called Walmart.

what did one wall say to another wall? nothing walls cant talk

A Boy Walks Up To A Frog At the Bus Stop And Says, “Why Are You So Upset?” And The Frog Replied, “I’m Waiting For The Bus Because My Car Just Got TOAD!”

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What did one cat say to the other cat? Meow. What did one dog say to the other dog? Meow. Why was the man sad? He had a retarded dog.

Knock knock Who's there? You Whoa...

What do you say when you see your tv floating at night? Drop it, nigga!!

My parents died!

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? get in the car

a fish swimming in the water swims

what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

Two Irish men walks out of a bar

Yo momma so fat,she went on a diet and now exersizes regularly

If you're having Kony problems, I feel bad for you son. He's stolen 99 kids and your posters saved none.

Nickelback

Why did Charlotte fall off the swing? She got hit in the face with an axe.

Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

Where do snowmen keep their money? Snowmen don't have money

Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

Why did the kid fall off his swing? Because his mum threw a fridge at him.

Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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