Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

Where's my baby??

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Does this smell like chloroform to you?

Lets Go Lakers!

Knock Knock *opens the door*

Whats the difference between a crucifixion and a circumcision? In crucifixion you throw out the whole Jew.

why are black people good at basketball cuz their tall

What is funnier than 24? 25! hahahahahaha!

How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus. He died

A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

so i was F***in this guy the other day with my penis.....shit! i mean i was F***in this girl and i jizzed

What do you get hanging from an apple tree? Sore Arms.

What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

Cripples are lame.

Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

how do you know Newcastle are losing? its 5 past 3

why did the chicken cross the street? he couldn't, he lives in a rural area on a farm where there are no streets

Why did the black guy get kicked out of the bar? He was riding a jack hammer

Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

Why did the child get cancer? Because there was a family history of it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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