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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar, but he is kicked out because he is not 21

why did mary fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? Cause she had no friends. Knock knock whos there Definately not mary !

monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

Yo mama is so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

What did the kid say before he died Nothing he was terminally ill

Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

Q: What's the worst part of 3 Mexicans dying in a car accident? A: They were my friends.

do you currently smoke? i hope not.

Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

Some black guy grabs a white guys wallet. the black guy says " hey I think you dropped this"

What do you call a blonde with big breasts? A woman. Some call her "mom".

One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

There were two smokestacks, a little one and a big one. One day, the little one said to the big one, "I'm tired of being the lesser of two smokestacks!"

Chantelle, I loved you, but you cheated with Johnathan from Church...

What's worse than a Wasp at a picnic? Two wasps at a picnic. What's worse than two wasps at a picnic? A serial rapist. What's worse that a serial rapist? Three wasps at a picnic.

How do you stop a rhino from charging? Kill it

Your mama's p*ssy is so stank, she should probably consult her physician as she may have an easily treatable infection.

How do you make a homeless person cry? cut an onion in front of him.

Steve is 12. He has a friend named Gary. Later in his life steve will realize that he is gay and will fall for a man also named Gary. Gary and steve will be together forever. Until steves friend gary goes insane because this man has stollen his name and go and kill the other gary. The end.

why couldnt hellen keller drive? cuz she was blind

Jimmy said he would never beat his wife, so why did he do it anyway? Because he was a hypocrite.

One day a man runs into a bar. He is already drunk and jumps through the window. This is illeagal, so he was arrested, stoned and killed.

I used to work at a chemical plant manufacturing hydrochloric acid. I couldn't handle it. One day a container exploded and I got severe chemical burns on my face. The scarring is awful. It has ruined my life.

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