what's the best way to eat a dead baby? stewed into chili with jalepeno cheddar corn bread on the side

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why did mary fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? Cause she had no friends. Knock knock whos there Definately not mary !

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do you currently smoke? i hope not.

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Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

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Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

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A duck walks into a bar, but he is kicked out because he is not 21

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you cannot be a dinosaur!

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What did the engineer say to the supervisor? Hi.

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Who killed the ears of every human being? -Rebecca Black

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Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

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How did the baby cross the road? .......... It was stapled to the chicken.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, white and Asian.

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How did the magician make his assistant disappear? He killed her and then cremated her body

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Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

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Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

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monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

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What did the kid say before he died Nothing he was terminally ill

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Q: What's the worst part of 3 Mexicans dying in a car accident? A: They were my friends.

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A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said, "Mommy, I have to pee." The mother said to the little boy, "It's not appropriate to say the word 'pee' in church. So, from now on whenever you have to 'pee' just tell me that you have to 'whisper.'" Then the mother, realizing how her son could later become confused, clarified. She said, "You can say you have to pee as long as you say it in a quiet voice." The boy understood. There were no problems afterwards.

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Yo mama is so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

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Some black guy grabs a white guys wallet. the black guy says " hey I think you dropped this"

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What do you call a blonde with big breasts? A woman. Some call her "mom".

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Anti Joke

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