Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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A blindman walks into a bar... then a chair, then a pole

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What's red, hairy, and squishy? Helen Keller in a blender.

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Why did the girl get robbed? Because her door was unlocked.

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I was (really) asked one day by a guy if I wanted to star in a porn movie... Before I could even think about it he asked my 14 year old sister "Do you want to join in too?" And that kids, is why I am stuck in jail for pushing up a boot up a guys ass... Well replace boot with dick, and guys ass with my 14 year old sister and yeah... Naw... seriously she has hueg boobs though... at the age of 14, damn those melons have not even gone a bit greenish yellow and they are still growing... ...Hey Cassandra, its NeroMetal, good thing I am not your brother and that you are 19 right? NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH THAT NEROISM DUDE THAT CHATS HERE, I play videogames, and write books, and sign books... ...Then some guy sees my real name is Nero and goes that guy on horsehead network? Who? HE SUCKS! SUCKS ASS!

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This is a haiku A lovely type of poem It's snowing on Mt. Fuji

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who killed more poeple than jeffory dommer, john wayne gayce, and ted buny combined cancer

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Rose's are red, violets are red, trees are red, bushes are red, oh God the garden's on fire.

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- I got kicked out of the library today. - why? - because I put the women's rights book in the fiction section

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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An Irish man walks out of a bar..... 'nuff said

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Friends are like trees, They fall down if you hit them several times with an axe.

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You know whats worse than getting punched in the face? Getting kicked in the balls.

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Why did the italian go to jail? because he had just robbed a bank and then brutally murdered his wife and kids.

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A possesed goat: "moo"

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Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy plus size clothes because small size clothes would be inappropriate for her to wear.

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A man is at a party. He gets hungry so he waits in the foodline and then he gets some food. Then he has to go to the bathroom so he waits in the bathroomline and goes to the bathroom. Then he is thirsty so he goes to get some punch and realizes that there is no punchline.

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Why was Newton surprised when the apple fell on his head? Because he was sitting under a pear tree.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza has cheese on it.

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What did the man without a tongue say...

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What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

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What do you call cat that is on fire? Nigel.

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I have the answer to why the child stepped on a ball-he was dumb

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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