What's black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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whats funnier than a joke? A: a funnier joke

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Sidney Crosby comes face-to-face with Alex Ovechkin. The Penguins were playing the Capitals.

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Why did the 100 year old man die? He was really old and his heart stopped beating after his BLT.

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What happened when the man lost his sandwich? He couldnt eat.

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how many boys does it take to use 4 computers? 4.

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What did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing. They're muffins.

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why did bob hit Jim Because bob didn't like Jim

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What do you call a dead man in a ditch? Phil.

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? An episode of 'Friends'.

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whats the difference between my mom and your mom nothing they are both sluts

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

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Why did the girl lose her appetite She was stabbed repeatedly with a switch blade.

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This is not a joke

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Why did Sally cross the road? She didn't, she got hit by my car.

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Why did the baby cross the road? 'cause i kicked it.

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why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He lacked the required muscular, integumentary, and nervous systems required to do so (among other essential bodily systems).

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I had a really funny joke about a dead baby...but I threw it out

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? One has a complex circulatory system the other is a pizza.

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Hi, how are you doing? Good how about yourself? Fine, thanks. Nice weather we're having Yeah, not too bad Have a nice day You too

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What's the best time to visit a dentist? Generally every six months or so.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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