- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Guess what i just did. Master bait.

"The Civil War wasn't won in a day, it was won in a lifetime." -Marc Cruz

What's woman spelled backwards? Sandwich-maker.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a sloth? Everything. The blonde is a human being and humans are way different than sloths.

How do you tell the difference between a pig and a sea pig? If you open your mouth and it fills with water, you are an idiot

Why did the waiter lose his job? Because he was a fish

your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

what starts with P and ends with u-b-e-s? Paul, can you brang me some priangles and the rest of my Rubik's cubes?

Why was the man's foot hot? Because it was stuck in a toaster.

why is my phone broken i dropped it

Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

Why didn't the man have a vagina? Trick Question. Everybody has a vagina.

Q:What did the scissors say to the paper? A: Nothing, cause thier scissors and paper they don't talk..

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Because he was bringing food to support his wife and 3 kids whom were very hungry and needed it to survive.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

Tiger Woods isn't a Tiger, He's a lion cheeta.

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

How did the gay guy greet the other gay guy? Nice to meet you.

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is a highly unlikely circumstance due to the fact that there are no wild chickens and most chicken coops are nowhere near a road

Yo' Momma is so fat she weighs a lot!

why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

What do you call a person with a big ass head? A person with a big ass head

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