- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar she took the back seat

Women's rights

The Cubs are going to win the world series this year

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away privileges that she normally would have had had she not misbehaved.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a sloth? Everything. The blonde is a human being and humans are way different than sloths.

What is worse than standing on a plug? finding out your family have all been killen in a horrible car crash and your neighbours daughter who happens to be your friend has cancer.

Funny names Alec Balls Isaac Balls Dick Hedd Willy lickerr Lydia Stick Gaylord Sugar Fanny Gouger

Q: Why didn't the little boy get his bike for christmas? A: He died from cancer

A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

My grandpa asked me a very important question right before he kicked the bucket. Grandpa: Son, how far do you think I could kick this bucket?

why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

how do you get all the people in ireland out of their homes? roll a potato down the road. how do you find the richest person in ireland? you find the one who got the patato

Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

What's awesome and looks like a pumpkin? An awesome pumpkin.

Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? Nobody, the car is parked while they look at a map for directions because doing that while you are driving would be very dangerous and could result in a collision.

Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being in an abusive relationship.

Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

What's a Guy Gotta Do? -Usher

What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

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