Students, please find the surface integral.

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Why is Timmy a dumbass ? He's not, because asses cannot, by definition, be intelligent, so it is unnecessary to qualify it as "dumb".

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Do you want to hear a racist joke? I hate black people...

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Why did the teacher give out homework? she is a teacher

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This little pig went to market, This little pig stayed at home, This little pig had pork chops, And this little pig was GONE...

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potatoes

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What's a cow's fovorite vacation spot? Farmyard animals do not receive vacations, they have long hours, no pay, and get eaten upon death.

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Why did blink-182 get a record deal? Because they play quality punk rock.

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When you cross a bird on the sidewalk what do you do??? Run in big circles.

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uhyuyuyhyuuuhuyuhh rice crispies

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What's worse than getting rejected by your date? Finding out she gave you a social disease. Namely AIDS.

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What has two legs and can't walk. Someone thats paralyzed!

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Q:Way C'nt U reed tHis? A: Because im retarted -ian surprenant

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you are driving down the highway, if two birds make a bee then how many pies can fly at once? None because I can't read

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Knock, knock -Who's there? Help -Help who? Im dying of lukemia

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Patient: Doctor Doctor I think I have HIV! Doctor: Wtf to that one...

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Why did the n i g g e r steal money? because he was black! and wanted a KFC thanksgiving! :)

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Why didn't Anne Frank answer the door? Because it was the German SS.

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What starts with 'P' and ends with 'orn'? Popcorn.

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What's the anonymous name for vampire hunters? The KKK.

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What did the mime say to the girl? .......

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your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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What is the difference between finding a dead black man on the street or a dead dog? There are tire marks in front of the dog.

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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