There are two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Holy shit its hot in here!" The other muffin says, "I concur..."

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Why didn't the girl take her hairbrush to school? She has cancer and all her hair fell out.

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Whats worse to see 100 dead babies on the bed of a truck or 100 fake babies falling directly from the empire state building... I don't know I have never seen either but if you could tell me if you saw it maybe i can use my imaination!!!

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woman..parallel parking

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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What did the lone KKK member do when he passed 10 large, muscular black men in the street? He did not tell them that he was a member of the KKK.

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What do you get when you mix red and blue? Gang violence.

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Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

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Why is it so bad that the bus fell off the cliff? All my friends were on it.

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how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

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God has lived since the eternal eternity right? And one day he said let there be light? NO WONDER HE IS SUCH A NEEDY GREEDY EVIL FUCK! HOW WOULD YOU FEEL AFTER AEONS ENDLESS IN TOTAL DARKNESS? Moral: It is time for the prince, to stand up as the emperor, then no one shall doubt the power of the moral man.

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What's a Guy Gotta Do? -Usher

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Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

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what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

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Okay, so your school has a fire drill, and a ginger asks why the alarm went off. You reply, “Some new kid saw your hair and pulled the fire alarm

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Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend "I know. You need to quit gnawing when you're giving me a blow job."

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What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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