- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Religion.

A man walked into a bar Ouch.

"why did the cheese not go to church on sunday" "because it was jewish"

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What did the farmer say to the woodchucks chucking his wood? Excuse me, not to be rude but i worked very hard splitting and stacking that wood and would appreciate it if you would stop throwing it in the water.

Whats the difference between a crucifixion and a circumcision? In crucifixion you throw out the whole Jew.

What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

girls lacrosse

Chrysanthemums our orange violettes are musical

Why did the child get cancer? Because there was a family history of it.

irish wristwatch JLR

Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

Why was the man sleeping. He was tired

Have you heard any anti-jokes? ... Are you Jewish by chance?

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

Why did Martin have to retake his exams? Because Martin is a right royal Dumbass.

This one time at band camp music was played.

1: What do you call your car door when it's opened slightly? 2: I don't know. What? 1: Ajar! 2: A jar? 1: No. Ajar. 2: But it's a door. 1: Just forget it.

Theres a monkey that walks into a bar. I forget the rest of the joke but your moms a w****

OBAMA and the DEMOCRATS

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

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