Q: Why didn't the little boy get his bike for christmas? A: He died from cancer

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Funny names Alec Balls Isaac Balls Dick Hedd Willy lickerr Lydia Stick Gaylord Sugar Fanny Gouger

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Who has big eyes, big ears, and a big mouth? The witness I'm about to murder so he cannot testify against me. Wish me luck.

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why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

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why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

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Im Black And I Will Beat You Children At Checkers,They Can Be Red

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Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for pooh

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What's awesome and looks like a pumpkin? An awesome pumpkin.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

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how do you get all the people in ireland out of their homes? roll a potato down the road. how do you find the richest person in ireland? you find the one who got the patato

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A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? Nobody, the car is parked while they look at a map for directions because doing that while you are driving would be very dangerous and could result in a collision.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being in an abusive relationship.

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Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

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What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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Two nineteenth century men walk into a bar. Their wives didn't complain, because if they did they'd get hit. hard.

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What's worse than having to tie one of your shoelaces after walking 5 miles? Getting a 56 year old mixture of blood, urine and sperm injected in your asshole.

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Why are pineapples yellow? 82, piano, bomb, lamp!

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Why did the black man smell really bad? A: becuase he ran out of paper

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Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

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What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

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What's a Guy Gotta Do? -Usher

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Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho Cheese! Anti Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Sally's Cheese

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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