The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

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Whats the difference between a lemon and an ant? They're both yellow except for the lemon.

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I love results day! for every A* I get 30 pounds! everything else I cut myself.

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Which is longer? A rope...

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A man walks in to a bar, so he got hurt.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, my eyes are bleeding

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why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

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How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

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How would you punish Helen Keller? Make her read a basketball.

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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

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why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

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My mom told me to shut up because I was screaming as I was strangled.

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Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It heard you like to choke the chicken.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

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Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

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yous are all f u c k i n g dumb like rat kavanagh

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whats the difference between a mexican and a fish? one is a human being while the other is a fish, what did you expect?

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Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

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Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

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Knock Knock. Who'se there? It's Dave. Dave who? Um, you invited me over here. Open the damn door.

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Your mother's so fat that affects her self esteem.

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What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

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Anti Joke

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