- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

I ran in to Hitler. "Hey, Hitler, what's up?" I asked. "Well, this time I am going to kill 6 million Jews and 2 clowns." "Two clowns?" I ask. "Why two clowns?" "See!" He exclaimed. "No one cares about the Jews!"

what the difference between Obama and osama bin laden nothing

What did the brown guy say to the black person when he got fired? Nothing, did you think this was going to be racist or something?!

What's worse than slipping on a bannana peel? The Gestapo. Go to Aushwitz now.

What do you say when someone attempts to steal your cheese? Give me my cheese!!!

Q. why was Martin Luther King assassinated? A. he wasn't his son was

TWO ROADS DIVERGED IN A WOOD

Knock knock Get off my porch.

Knock knock. Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? (smell my poo)

Why did Sally's Ice Cream melt? Sally was on Fire

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? yea, neither has he.

What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, oceans and beaches are both not alive, thus incapable of speech and feeling emotions

A donkey walks into a supermarket and asks the cashier "Where are the potatoes?" The cashier replies "aisle 3" The donkey goes to aisle 3 And there are no potatoes

Q: Why did the little girl scream? A: She didn't have a rape whistle.

How do you sabotage someone's car? Drop a fridge on it

What's the difference between a woman and the Universe ? One is full of mysteries mankind may never understand, the other is, well, the Universe.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red. OH SHIT THE GARDENS ON FIRE!

How many walls can you paint with a baby? Depends on how hard you throw it.

Superman, Batman and Spiderman are all in a race. Who wins? Grow up. Superheros aren't real.

Q: How do you stop a baby from crying? A: You hit it with brick.

What happened to the deaf, dumb, and blind kid? I don't know. Niether does he.

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