What's spotted and has dildos strapped to their neck? Jews

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XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

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Whats worse to see 100 dead babies on the bed of a truck or 100 fake babies falling directly from the empire state building... I don't know I have never seen either but if you could tell me if you saw it maybe i can use my imaination!!!

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What is dangerous when eaten? My grandmother's cooking?

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? there are no roads in factory farms.

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What's brown and dirty? Dirt.

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Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

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what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

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A walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Not getting a response, the disoriented bartender realizes he was talking to his own reflection in the mirror at the back of the bar.

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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What do you call a ostrich with no legs? Damn, that's funny.

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How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

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Harry Chappell raped someone

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

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You know whats worse than finding 3 dead children in your house? Finding 2 dead children in your house.

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If you're happy and you know it go to hell.

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Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested? He was found guilty of two acts of murder in the first degree.

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why did the chicken cross the road, but didnt make it he didnt cross it. he was pushed by a band of gang members and hit by a bus

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How many women does it take to drive a car? One. She had a sex change.

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A man is shipwrecked on a desert island. One day, he finds an old lamp. When he rubs it, a genie appears. The genie says, "You have freed me. As a reward, I will grant you three wishes." The man smacks himself in the face and mutters, "Oh god, I'm seeing genies now. I must be delirious from lack of food and water." Several hours later, he dies.

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How do you change you dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

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Why was the woman bald? She was a Britney spears fan.

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What did the Frenchman say to the Englishman? I don't know, I don't speak French.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away privileges that she normally would have had had she not misbehaved.

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Anti Joke

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