Nickelback

Oh yeah? Well you're as gay as this joke!

What do you say when you see your tv floating at night? Drop it, nigga!!

a fish swimming in the water swims

what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

My parents died!

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? get in the car

Why was the man sleeping. He was tired

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made this particular man mad which drove him to tell the other man to shut up.

What's worse than the holocaust? anti-joke

There was Jew, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Mexican guy at the store. The store was called Walmart.

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? An amputation.

what did one wall say to another wall? nothing walls cant talk

A Boy Walks Up To A Frog At the Bus Stop And Says, “Why Are You So Upset?” And The Frog Replied, “I’m Waiting For The Bus Because My Car Just Got TOAD!”

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What was Billy for Halloween? A pirate

Two Irish men walks out of a bar

What did one cat say to the other cat? Meow. What did one dog say to the other dog? Meow. Why was the man sad? He had a retarded dog.

What did the blond do on October 12th? Get hit by a bus

Knock knock Who's there? You Whoa...

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

Where do snowmen keep their money? Snowmen don't have money

Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

Two men walk into a bar. You think the second man would have seen it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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