Why was the Jamaican man smoking pot? His doctor prescribed it. The man has a serious case of glaucoma.

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What's the difference between shoes and babies? You can't eat shoes.

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Sucks to be a fish.

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What did the black man say to the mexican? Hello

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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Why did the man paint his dog blue? He has some strange mental condition and is incapable of controlling his own actions.

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EAT YOUR DINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Wanna here a joke? Feminism.

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Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus !

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Knock Knock. -Who's there ? It's me. -Come in.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 7 ate 9.

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What did the retard say to the other retard.. hey timmy how was work?

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dfasdf sdf ds fds fds f sdf s fs

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What's worse than World War II? World War III.

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Yo Mama is so old that she is probably unable to become pregnant.

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What did the homeless man say to bill gates? Nothing he was about to die.

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What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled ice cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Physical abuse.

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you: guess what somebody: what? you: you have cancer

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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So a guy walks into a bar. He asks the woman next to him, ''Can I buy you a drink?'' The woman says,''No thank you.''

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Anti Joke

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