Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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People say the sky's the limit................................ but there's footprints on the moon.

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Your mama's so fat, that at her last annual checkup her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to diet and exercise before her obesity manifested itself in a variety of chronic afflictions that would detract from her ability to lead a long life.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a circle and tell her to sit in the corner.

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What did the general say before the soldiers got in the tank? Get in the tank

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What's worse than a fly in your soup? Getting killed in a plane crash.

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Why can't men give birth? Because men do not not have the reproductive organs required to give life to a new born child.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped his mother

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How do you make an anti joke? You ask a question that could have a presumably amusing answer, but make the joke less amusing by stating an obvious answer, therefore completely bamboozling the victim of the anti joke, and making you seem like a man that has a lot of common sense.

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In that case you are probably a bit of an outcast as most girls of your beauty are, you know, you are that kind of girl that feels weird because when she got/gets on the buss EVERYONE stares at her, but nobody dares to say anything, right? And when you are hanging out for a drink or something guys stare at you, and go like "nah" which means "Nah she is too good to want me" and starts hitting on your friends instead. Oh and you also get a lot of rude comments from guys "auto disqualifying themselves" like using complements they know will backfire like "Hey wanna fuck sugart1ts? They do this so they can go home with their ego intact thinking "Hey I was tough enough to hit on her, but she turned out to be a bitch! So does any of this sound familiar?

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What's the difference between an orange? The horse because the vest has no sleeves.

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Why didnt Santa give the little Girl her Pony? Santas not real.

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What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger. Unless it's muscular dystrophy.

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Where did Susie go when the bomb went of? Everywhere?

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Knock knock. Who's there It's Jim O ok come on in

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Where was Andy Beckett WHEN THE LIGHTS WENT OUT? In the dark

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Victor. Victor who? Victor Secret, the gay door to door lingerie salesman. Can i interest you in a plastic cup holder?

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

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How come the blind black guy couldent read because he is dead

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Friends are like trees, They fall down if you hit them several times with an axe.

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Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because she had no legs. Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally...

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How much does a polar bear weight? The average male polar bear weights about 1500 lbs (680 kg)

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knock knock whos there ? Jordan Jordan who ? Jordan Walters

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Two twins are born only a minute apart. There is a mistake at the hospital and they are seperated. Years later they reconnect on Oprah and realize they do not have much in common.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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