Seven people walk into the same bar, like a solid pole. Ouch!

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What do you call a large group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, everything is grey, i'm a dog.

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What's worse than having a mouth full of molars? A pole through your chest.

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Whats worse a black person or a white person I feel like all races are equa,l therefore, there is no correct answer

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Knock Knock I'm sorry but the new don't ask don't tell laws require me to not answer but do feel free to come in for some tea.

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If Jimmy has $5, and he finds $20 on the street, how much money does Jim have? None. He was mugged by a black man.

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Knock Knock. Knockin on Heavens door, oh hey come in

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Q: what do you call a black priest A: Coley s**t

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A middle-class family went away on vacation. While they were gone, a pyromaniac burnt down their house. Their cat was still inside.

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Ahem. Testicles. That is all.

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your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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What do you call a black man with a club? Tiger woods.

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knock knock a man walks into a bar what do you call a horse with no legs dave who?

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if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 5 dollars he would have 10 dollars

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What did batman say to robin before getting into the bat mobile? Don't touch my penis.

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why was the woman out of the kitchen, because she had to have sex with her husband in a bed

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we've got a drink named after you!". The grasshopper turns and says "You've got a drink named Steve?"

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What's the difference between shoes and babies? You can't eat shoes.

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Sucks to be a fish.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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