Knock Knock Who's There? The police- we are sorry to inform you that your wife and only child was killed in a brutal car accident earlier this evening, We offer our condolences.

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Sometimes an alligator will bring you apples. Sometimes it won't.

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What's worse than stepping on legos? Massive genocide

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You ever hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither has she.

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Why couldn't the kid eat candy? He had diabetes, so he could put himself in danger and possibly result in death which would leave the family torn apart and all committing suicide in a matter of 10 years.

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Can a man reproduce with only one testicle? No because girls don't dig that sh*t

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Why did the baby cross the road? 'cause i kicked it.

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a date-rapist

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A guy orders soup at the resturant and says to the waiter, "will you try this soup?" The waiter says "what is it too hot?" the guy says "just try the soup." the waiter asks "Is it too cold?" the guy sais just try the soup." the waiter says "fine, where's the spoon?" AHAHHH!!!

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Why do people on here submit anti-jokes involving children getting raped or killed? Because the people on this website are sadists. =/

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billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven stabbed his mother.

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How do u make Michael Jackson cry Dead people can't cry you dumb bitch

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Knock Knock. Who's There. Teenage Pregnancy

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Sarah Palin

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Knock Knock. Who's there? What's up. What's up who? The sky.

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why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

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Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was feeling suicidal due to an existential crisis.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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elen degeneres is straight....

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You will never see the a heaven made of pure light with no room for darkness to dwell? Pure light will make you blind, living forever in darkness.

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The scientists of Cambridge have finally developed a cure for feeling low! They have presented it in the style of a song. See if you can spot the hidden frequency wavelengths when you sing it out lout. They are what make you feel better. You've got to LOVE the world! Be a friend! And when You're down you've got to get up again! And when your blue, here's what you do. Just sing this happy tune! However if that fails, then you should consider getting professional help.

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? with boomerangs

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