Knock knock, Who's there The delivery man The delivery man who Just take this package

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Think of a number between 2 and 10? 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286 208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481 11745028410270193852110555964462294895493038

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I was (really) asked one day by a guy if I wanted to star in a porn movie... Before I could even think about it he asked my 14 year old sister "Do you want to join in too?" And that kids, is why I am stuck in jail for pushing up a boot up a guys ass... Well replace boot with dick, and guys ass with my 14 year old sister and yeah... Naw... seriously she has hueg boobs though... at the age of 14, damn those melons have not even gone a bit greenish yellow and they are still growing... ...Hey Cassandra, its NeroMetal, good thing I am not your brother and that you are 19 right? NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH THAT NEROISM DUDE THAT CHATS HERE, I play videogames, and write books, and sign books... ...Then some guy sees my real name is Nero and goes that guy on horsehead network? Who? HE SUCKS! SUCKS ASS!

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Why did the girl get robbed? Because her door was unlocked.

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What did the ant say when he walked in the club. . . Nothing he was immediately stepped on.

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Okay, one second.

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Life gave me onions. Onionaide Sucks

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What do u call two mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan!

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GADZOOKS!

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Justin's humor

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There are two monkeys sittingn a bathtub. The first one says, "Scratch my back Mack." The second one says, "That's okay Joe I've got a radio of my own." (laugh like you think it is funny)

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Some peoples attempts at being funny on this website are the stupidest things i have ever read.

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There's two homosexuals having sex in the back of a van...........they're over 21 what's wrong with that!

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What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

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Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms

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why did the duck fall in the water? It got shot

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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How many pieces of toast can you eat in 1 year? well, it depends on how many pieces you eat in one day, does it count snacks, or full meals of just toast, can you eat even when your not hungary, if you throw up does it still count? If it is 1 piece a day, it would be 365.

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What did the homeless man say to bill gates? Nothing he was about to die.

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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An Irish man walks out of a bar..... 'nuff said

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Where did Jonathan go when the bombs hit? Everywhere.

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why did the black boy read a book. Because he had a book report due next week

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What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common? Their middle name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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