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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black man attend the AA meeting? his wife told him the only way she would stay with him is if he would attend these meetings, he was an alcoholic and is dying of liver failure.

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

Y- You O- are L- such a O- Loser

Why are they called waiters? Because you got to wait for them for a fucking long time. Why do they call you a patient. Just so you wont get impatient, if you do you are no longer a patient and they will ignore you.

A horse walks into a bar. Being unable to comprehend human emotion, he shits all over the floor.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

What did the toaster say to the raisin? Nothing. The toaster was mute and the raisin had lost his hearing in a terrible full-contact origami accident.

question:How do you call a Russian with Ak47. answer: Spetznaz

Why did Mark get paralyzed? Because he was a famed football player that went drafted for the 1st pick but was later hit so hard that his spine com pulsed and tore

2 girls talking to each other: brunette: Christmas is on Friday this year blonde: let's hope its not on Friday the 13th!!!!!

roses are red, violets are blue, tom cruise is gay

Why is the sky blue? Well it has something to do with The suns reflection off of all the waters on earth's surface.

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Two black men walk into a strip club. They immediately walk out because they have faithful wives at home nurturing their beautiful African children.

Who is the girl that has had sex with over 10 guys? Georgia Hidi

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?. I dont know either it was dark.

What do squirrels and Justin bieber have in common? Everything.

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What's wrong with a black man in a bar? Nothing, Except the fact that he is an alcoholic, and will probably beat his wife after drinking.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

What's black and white and red all over? A panda with red paint splattered on it

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