- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's two people, one wearing a nice sweater and the other is not. The one without has to walk the dog, so he asks the other guy if he can have his sweater. He says "No but you can wear it."

Why is a charlie horse called a charlie horse? Well there was this boy charlie and he had a horse and it died in a fire.

Knock knock, Who's there? Pizza hut delivery service, here's your pizza, Thanks.

What's the difference between a blonde and a blow up doll? The blonde is a person, you sexist asshole.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra!

Why did Sarah limp to school? Because she got hit by a tree

children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

How did the fat guy die? After an autopsy, it was discovered he was unaware of his type 2 diabetes and therefore did not treat it

I hate cripple jokes! I just can't stand them!

whats the one about not giving a crap? oh yea this one

What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide? where to find some cheap cyanide

vaginas are pretty!!!!

Whats red and bad for your teeth? A brick Courtesy of: http://samsjokeoftheweek.moonfruit.com/

civil rights

How did the man with no arms or legs cross the street? He didn't.

This is not a joke

Two women are sitting next to each other in a bar minding their own business.

Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

What's the best time to visit a dentist? Generally every six months or so.

what do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin Mobile By: jb lshs

What did the farmer say to the woodchucks chucking his wood? Excuse me, not to be rude but i worked very hard splitting and stacking that wood and would appreciate it if you would stop throwing it in the water.

Where did Little Billy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

How many software professionals does it take to get a file committed to source control? Well, today it took five.

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