What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An apple up your ass, a penis in your ramen, finding out you have herpes, or many other scenarios. In short, there are many things worse than finding a worm in your apple.

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Why was the frog sad? Because he had a boy's face stapled to his feet.

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You wanna hear something dirty? A pile of garbage. That's dirty.

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Whats worse a black person or a white person I feel like all races are equa,l therefore, there is no correct answer

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What do you call a bad anti joke? And anti joke

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Why did blink-182 get a record deal? Because they play quality punk rock.

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Black people deserve to be slaves for their entire lives. WHITE POWER.

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Q. Why can't Stevie wonder read? A. Because he is black

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Whats the difference between Amanda and Brittaney spears? Nothing, they are both worthless sluts

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Knock knock. Who's there? Three months to live. Three months to live who? The C-Scan showed a massive, inoperable tumor in your brain that's been developing for years. You have only three months to live.

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what did the crocodile say to the fish? OMNOMNOMNOMNOM!! and then the fish swam away because of the the weird noise the crock was making...

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What did batman say to robin before getting into the bat mobile? Don't touch my penis.

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What's cooler than living on the sun? Everything, because the sun is the hottest entity in the entire universe. Plus, who'd want to live on the sun?

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What's white and bobs up and down in a babies crib? A pedophiles ass.

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Vicky is my best friend.

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What happened the the blonde that went swimming? She cooled off and enjoyed a hot summer day.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we've got a drink named after you!". The grasshopper turns and says "You've got a drink named Steve?"

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People say the sky's the limit................................ but there's footprints on the moon.

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What's wrong with the axe murderer that lives down the street?? Nothing.

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Guess what I did to the clown I hit it with an axe

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Gay Rights

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If you have 5 dollars, and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, you are both very poor.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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Q: How do you make a clown frown? A: Hit it with an ax.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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