So after 2 years of dating, the man thought the woman actually loved him. So to find out they took a ski trip and during their day they were on the chairlift and the man asked the woman "Do you love me?" The woman replied "No...I'm just in it for the sex, but that's a nice ski mask you have on"

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing set? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You write a really difficult riddle in braille and tell her to solve it.

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Ask me if i'm a fish. Are you a fish? Do I look like a fish?

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your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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What starts with 'P' and ends with 'orn'? Popcorn.

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The Game

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The dyslexic man called the black man a ginger.

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What do Texans call cows? Cows. Calling them almost anything else would be utterly illogical.

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what did the chinese guy say to the black guy? hello

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What happens when you cross a vampire and a werewolf? A cross between a vampire and a werewolf.

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Think of a number between 2 and 10? 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286 208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481 11745028410270193852110555964462294895493038

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Why did the girl get robbed? Because her door was unlocked.

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EAT YOUR DINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A blindman walks into a bar... then a chair, then a pole

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What's red, hairy, and squishy? Helen Keller in a blender.

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Why did the wee boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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This is a haiku A lovely type of poem It's snowing on Mt. Fuji

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I was (really) asked one day by a guy if I wanted to star in a porn movie... Before I could even think about it he asked my 14 year old sister "Do you want to join in too?" And that kids, is why I am stuck in jail for pushing up a boot up a guys ass... Well replace boot with dick, and guys ass with my 14 year old sister and yeah... Naw... seriously she has hueg boobs though... at the age of 14, damn those melons have not even gone a bit greenish yellow and they are still growing... ...Hey Cassandra, its NeroMetal, good thing I am not your brother and that you are 19 right? NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH THAT NEROISM DUDE THAT CHATS HERE, I play videogames, and write books, and sign books... ...Then some guy sees my real name is Nero and goes that guy on horsehead network? Who? HE SUCKS! SUCKS ASS!

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- I got kicked out of the library today. - why? - because I put the women's rights book in the fiction section

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i have an apple. now suck my dick

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An Irish man walks out of a bar..... 'nuff said

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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