Rebecca Black walks into a bar and gets shot.

It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

knock knock who's there? the chicken i just crossed the road to offer you this token of appreciation for helping me screw in a lightbulb

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Hey, you wanna hear a joke? The holocaust.

Why does Owen Wilson have an ugly nose? Because of his refusal to get plastic surgery.

Person 1: I have one question: What are those?!?!?!?!?! Person 2 : Their shoes you Dimwit. Person 1: (runs away crying) -by Mekkhi

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but i have Alzheimer's. Hey i just met you.

I don't know what was a bigger disappointment, the series finale of "Lost" or--sorry I thought I felt my phone vibrate in my pocket.

Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance addiction, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life and was apalled by his bad decisions.

What did the gay guy say to the other gay guy Want to make out?

Why did the baby cry? Because he fell off a refrigerator.

A man throws a penny off of a cliff. He is now one cent poorer

Why doesn't God answer prayers? God does answer prayers, but He does not want you to have everything you want just by asking it, He wants you to work for what you have, everything happens for a reason. ... Nah, it's because God does not exist.

Did you hear about Big Chief Running Water? Probably not. Indoor plumbing was invented after Europeans murdered his ancestors.

giddy goat

What do you call a bad anti joke? And anti joke

Q:what has four legs, is green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A:a pool table

sky's the limit said the tree a.w. j.p.

Do you know what color comes after 9?

A neutron walks into a bar. He orders a drink and ponders why his mother gave him the name, "A neutron."

How do you address a gay, jewish, african male? You can't, as addressing a person would imply mailing them. And that would violate their human rights. As well, the cost of shipping a package of that size would be rather prohibitive

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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