What did the toaster say to the raisin? Nothing. The toaster was mute and the raisin had lost his hearing in a terrible full-contact origami accident.

What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

2 girls talking to each other: brunette: Christmas is on Friday this year blonde: let's hope its not on Friday the 13th!!!!!

Why did Mark get paralyzed? Because he was a famed football player that went drafted for the 1st pick but was later hit so hard that his spine com pulsed and tore

roses are red, violets are blue, tom cruise is gay

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

What's black and white and red all over? A panda with red paint splattered on it

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and gets shot.

It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

Who is the girl that has had sex with over 10 guys? Georgia Hidi

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?. I dont know either it was dark.

Why do girls not have to have drivers license? Because they don't need a car to get from the bedroom to the kitchen ;) Don't mean to offend anybody! His joke is just funny

What's wrong with a black man in a bar? Nothing, Except the fact that he is an alcoholic, and will probably beat his wife after drinking.

What do squirrels and Justin bieber have in common? Everything.

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Person 1: I have one question: What are those?!?!?!?!?! Person 2 : Their shoes you Dimwit. Person 1: (runs away crying) -by Mekkhi

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but i have Alzheimer's. Hey i just met you.

What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

Why does Owen Wilson have an ugly nose? Because of his refusal to get plastic surgery.

knock knock who's there? the chicken i just crossed the road to offer you this token of appreciation for helping me screw in a lightbulb

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Hey, you wanna hear a joke? The holocaust.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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