- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than one week in school? two weeks in school. whats worse than two weeks in school? three weeks in school whats worse than three weeks in school? child abuse, killing animals and murder

what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

Q: What do you call a guy that is smart? A: A SMART Guy.

One day a child goes to the doctor and says, "it hurts when do this" as he pokes his throat. The doctor, after several well-performed deep tissue testing, diagnosed the child with stage four esophageal cancer. The child cried himself to sleep that night.

What did the people say to each other when they ate the orange? Orange you glad I didn't eat you:) HAHAHAA orange you glad that I am good at telling jokes!

why did the boy have no friends? cause he was smelly

Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

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How do you know it's a bad day? When your brain does not release a high enough level of seratonin.

What's grey and can't fly? A Parking Lot.

Why was the blonde fired from the M &M's factory? Her Masters degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the job she had.

How to apply total justice 1: Kill all humans! Moral: "Why do I have to die while he gets to live? Nobody gets to live? Sounds fair and just to me!"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers... how about you.

How do you make a blond shut up? Staple her tongue to the roof of her mouth and super-glue her lips together.

Q:What's worst than reading a bad joke? A: Reading a joke on anti-joke and the person who posted the joke obviously doesn't get how a anti-joke works. For example... read this again ^^

How do you starve a black man? Tell welfare to cancel food stamps

What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

One day a farmer was planting his crops. All of a sudden he was hit by the magic school bus.

Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

whats worse than 8 babies nailed to a tree? nothing but oca mom is going to be pissed that her kids are nailed to a tree

Why was Sally rolling in the grass? She was on fire.

If you play a Justin Bieber album backwards, I swear you can hear satanic messages... but even worse, if you play it forward, you hear Justin Bieber.

A black man in a country bar.

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