- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat that when she steps on a scale it shows her a weight that she is not very satisfied with

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having your entire family killed in a car accident

Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

how come the exorcist eat crème brülé? because that deserves a carlsburg

What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

Your Grandma and your mom drove off a cliff, who survived? Both of them, they didn't drive off a cliff.

What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

Throw your crépe right into an ocean Where an octopus can get it in all the commotion With the crépe and the ocean and the oc-to-pus

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

PENIS

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men, went and made an omelette.

What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

Whats has no comedic value? A brick

a man made a beautiful colorful picture and hit print. the printer then grew a mind of its own and did the most horriffic and evil thing ever; he printed it in black and white.

I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

yo mamas so old she probably ralises the greater risk of breast cancer in middle age women.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

Mr.Green walks into the class. He is alone with no wife and no kids and suffers from depression. His salary is below average and he can't pay the rent this week so he'll probably get evicted. He has aids. He will die in 2 weeks.

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