- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats long and stretchy? elastic

Lillie: tell me three adjectives that would describe yourself. Ellie: pretty, smart, and funny. Lillie: if I were to analyze you...I would say you are pretty, smart, and funny.

I was sitting next to a man with jelly in one ear and peanut butter in the other, so I turned to him and said "Are you a trifle deaf?" and he said "No, I'm mentally ill."

What happened when the black man was pushed off the cliff? His bones shattered upon impact and he died almost instantly

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. Are you a grapefruit? No.

Safe sex MR

What's the square root of everything. F**K LOGIC

What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

So I was making love to my cat the other day, and my pet dog comes in.

I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

a disabled person walked into a bar..oh wait

Why did the little boy fall of his swing? Some one killed him.

The teacher hands out tests to the students and some of the students say to the teacher "what does 'no grade' mean?" The teacher responds, "Oh I need to grade them still.")

Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

Why was patrick sad? he was raped then murdered then super raped

The Sun is vital to our human existence on the Earth. It also causes cancer.

A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

Brothers and sisters,I have none. But my sister's daughter is also my daughter...

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