You're momma's so fat..Oh wait she's not.

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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look in the sky! its a bird, its a plane........ Its Miles

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Pick up lines: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're wearing a university of Tennessee sweatshirt. If I could rearrange the alphabet to put 'U' and 'I' together, I would not do it because I would have to reorganize all of my alphabetized files. Is it hot in here to you or am I experiencing early signs of a stroke?

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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If she is old enough to bleed, she probably uses tampons.

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What's a foot long and slippery, a slipper

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"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

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I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

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What did the psycho killer order for dessert? Ice Cream.

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How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan.

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Harry Chappell raped someone

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the poll booth to vote on a law restricting the questioning of chickens destination and furthermore to let chickens cross with out ridicule.

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What's green, and looks like money? Money...

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Q: What happened when three lions escaped from the zoo? A: Animal patrol came and tranquilized all three.. Unfortunantly one of the lions died from to much tranq.

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Greg and Michal once had a fight I lost.

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What did hitler say to the bartender? Nothing he's dead.

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Why is it so bad that the bus fell off the cliff? All my friends were on it.

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Your momma's so fat: she now considers her body to be a metaphor for post-industrial excess.

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a blond was walking across a river thinking how do I get across. when she saw another blond. and asked how do I get to the other side and the other said your already on the other side.

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How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head under water until water gets into her lungs and she cant breathe.

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Why can't Helen Kellen drive? She's a woman.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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