Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

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What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

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Why was the black man in prison? He was wrongly accused of a felony and the jury by whom he was tried was largely racist.

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Knock Knock The homeowner's acquaintance had called him just minutes prior because he had forgotten something at his house. With this having occurred, the homeowner had a strong sense of who was at the door. Being a cautious person however, he checked his prediction by examining the man through the door's peephole. Having asserted that it was what he had in mind, the homeowner opened the door and handed him some papers that were of importance to the acquaintance.

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Why was the blonde in the library? Because she was committed to her studies and was getting ready for a test.

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What did the hispanic guy say after he took a bite out of a McDonald's hot n' spicy chicken sandwhich. I'm lovin' it.

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There once was a baby named Paul Bunyan who was as big as a house. His mother died at childbirth.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

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What' do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's puzsy

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Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

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so 3 guys walk into a bar.....the 4th one ducks

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Why didn't Susie's dad come home on time? He was dragged into a dark alley, then stabbed in the eye. When his body was found 2 days later, Susie couldnt stand the loss and hung herself the day after her father was found.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Who Who who? Who who who Who who who who? Who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who…

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roses are blue, violets are red, im colorblind

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What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

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Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

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Two guys are on a bridge. One commits suicide, the other one is called John.

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What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

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Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

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Where do fat girls go to eat doughnuts? Jenny Craig

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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A vegetarian walked into a butcher Luckily he realized where he was and walked out!

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knock knock get lost!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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