- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? DC Soames. I'm arresting you for the suspected abduction and rape of Holly Harman.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

KNOCK! KNOCK! Who is it? Wood pecker. Wood pecker who? KNOCK! KNOCK!

A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

whats brown and sticky? shit

if your paddling a backwards canoe up a waterfall and it loses its wheel, how many pancakes does it take to fill a dog house? the answer is 17 because aliens are allgeric to cows and mustard.

Roses are blue Violets are green I have issues, What should I do?

A vegetarian walked into a butcher Luckily he realized where he was and walked out!

What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih tzu? A new breed of dog.

This is like another one: Terry is at work eating a cookie.. He drops his cookie. His co worker trys to pick it up, however he accidently stands on it. Turns out terry can keep a grudge, nine years later, he killed his co worker with a shovel.

did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

raisin boogers

An early jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

How do you stop a car? Put on the Brake

What do you call a mother who is also your aunt and a father who is also your uncle? Incest

Q: Whats the difference between nude pics and your mom? A: I can wackk off to nude pics

What did the UPS man bring Sara? a box. whats inside it is only Sara's buisness

How do you get an alien baby to sleep? Well, first you need to get an alien baby.

Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

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