- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

Q: What's the worst part of 3 Mexicans dying in a car accident? A: They were my friends.

whats worse than 2 people dying? 3 people dying.

Why does Spongebob go to work? Because he's ready.

How do you keep a black man out of your back yard? Tell him to go away.

A chicken walks into a McDonald's and the cashier asked the chicken what he would like to order. A man waiting for his meal walked out realizing that the employees of this restaurant were not who he wanted making his food.

What's brown and green, has six legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

A zebra was on his way to a water hole. On the way he met 6 giraffes. Each giraffes had 3 monkeys around their neck. Each monkey had 2 birds on their head. How many animals went to the water hole? A:One, the zebra.

why was the man sad? he found out his wife was man .

if quizzes are quizzical, arent tests testical?

to boys are playing football 1 ses pass tje over ses pass wot

Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

An oriental man starts a new job. He is told to go to the Supply cupboard and bring back some stationery.He is gone far too long so his boss sends another man to see what is going on. The oriental man had a fatal stroke in the supply cupboard and was unfortunately dead.

How do you get a cat out of a tree? Throw a jar of foreskin at it.

captcha: all yer base

Want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

hey John will you make some copies

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