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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms

why did the asian go to the bar? they were told they could drive better when drunk how much worse could they get

LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having your entire family killed in a car accident

Scene:restraunt Me:can I have a coke please? Waiter:sorry we don't have any, is Pepsi ok? Me:is monopoly money ok?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

how come the exorcist eat crème brülé? because that deserves a carlsburg

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

Your Grandma and your mom drove off a cliff, who survived? Both of them, they didn't drive off a cliff.

Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

Mr.Green walks into the class. He is alone with no wife and no kids and suffers from depression. His salary is below average and he can't pay the rent this week so he'll probably get evicted. He has aids. He will die in 2 weeks.

What do you call a Chinese person with a computer for a head? Dead because it is impossible for your heart to function with out a brain

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Do you have ass-thma? Coz your ass is taking my breath away

How many Jews can you fit into a car? How ever many seats happen to be available.

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