- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a kid in a wheelchair? . handicapped.

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No this is Patrick, I'm not a krusty krab

Q: whats worse that sucking at piano A: the world blowing up

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first Monkey. Why did the third Monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

Why did the Negro say no to the Aryan? It doesnt matter what he said! thats racist!

Why did he have to die so young? It just isn't fair... In all considerations, the bullet didn't ask to become embedded in his skull either.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interupting cow Interu--- MOOOOOO!!

Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

What is the difference between baldness and boldness? The second letter.

Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

How do u know a black woman is pregnant? When she pulls out a tampon it has no cotton on it.

What happened when man put a dog in the blender? He got arrested for Animal abuse

Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

A man is balancing on a bar. But it's a bar where people drink so I don't know how that works.

Quick ladies take off all your clothes the cloth stealer is coming Oh yyyaaaa

What do you call a purple chicken eating a bicycle? A purple chicken eating a bicycle

Spoiling your fun. Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the fuck are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming?

Why are all blondes dumb? They are not all dumb but constant bullying just saying blondes are just pretty gives them that illogical stereo type

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? He graduated at the top of his class with a master's degree in engineering.

Whats worse than being white and in harlem on the 4th of july? Your schizophrenic father leaving you a voicemail detailing the politics of successful encounters with prostitutes.

Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

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