- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

Why does history repeat itself? Because no one listened to it the first time.

who is gay for wild ones- Ryan Mcgggguigan

What time do you go to the dentist? Depends on the appointment.

whats the difference between a black guy, spook and a porch monkey? they are all stupid, stinky, n-i-g-g-e-r-s!

What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

How many elephants can you fit in a car? depends how big the car is!

Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Docter Docter who? Yes its me, Craig Who your docter, I have the test results back Im afriad its positive,you've only got a few months left

what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

Your biggest fan.

What is black, white and red all over? A black man has been shot and a white paramedic is standing over him trying to save his life.

I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this blind guy who went bungee jumping off a bridge? Guy 2: No, what happened? Guy 1: He couldn't see Jack!

Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

This is not a joke or is it

why was the black man blind? because he was black.

what do you call a black man that sells drugs

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

What did walt disney say to the Jew? Nothing. Walt Disney didn't know the man was Jewish and didn't have time to make himself acquainted with the fellow.

How do you get a cat out of a tree? Throw a jar of foreskin at it.

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

How many jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and a thousand in the ash tray.

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