- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 7 ate 9.

Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

What did the jobless man get for Christmas? Fired...

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What happened when Mary threw a kettle at Daniel? Daniel was scalded in the facial area and was blinded forever.

Yo Mama is so old that she is probably unable to become pregnant.

What did the homeless man say to bill gates? Nothing he was about to die.

How did the blonde burn her ear? In a terrible accident involving molten lava.

Q: What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Physical abuse.

you: guess what somebody: what? you: you have cancer

Knock knock whos there? I have no anus

What did Sam Houston Say to Jim Bowie when he say all the Mexicans coming Towards the Alamo? That's a lot of Mexicans.

Why was Newton surprised when the apple fell on his head? Because he was sitting under a pear tree.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side (The original AntiJoke)

Always put punctuation at the end of your sentence

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' Thats fantastic for Peter Piper

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Blonds are cute and so are u.

Why did the boy get hit by the bus? He didn't check both sides before crossing

Why did Johnny lose the race he got jawed by a pack of chimpanzees

Why did the woman start crying? She didn't have woman's rights... That's right, get back in the kitchen

Titanic with will smith. Girl: I wont ever let go of you. Leo: Drowns. Smith: Move your fat ass over girl, there is like room for me and fifthy kids there yo! Me: Bitch if you need to float on a piece of wood where six of us could fit, im gonna drown you.

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