i had sex i stuck my dick into your mouth

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What is small, naked and covered in sperm My son

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What has an orange t shirt A dick I lied about the shirt

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What's hard and orange on the outside, and squidgy in the middle? A tanned man's head

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The entire population.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a women. Why can't Stephen Hawking speak freely with his voice? Because he's autistic.

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A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

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A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was black

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

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The MLS

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Nice story but I wish it would have had a good point like... A moral? Moral: Need a light?

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What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

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Girls got to Jupiter to get more stupider. Boys go to Mars to build a sophisticated civilization.

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whats a cross between michael jackson and arnold shwarzanegga? Michaelwasanigga

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

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why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

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Bra*don Che*ey is tall. Facebook me please... Im desperate

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Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

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What do Kim Kardashian and a broken-down horse have in common? They will both eat oats out of your hand.

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A nig-ger walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand. "do you have any lemonade" the man said "no. we don't serve nig-gers lemonade. but you can drink your own piss boy, thats home made.." the nig-ger waddled away (waddle waddle) till the very next day. The nig-ger walked up to the lemonade stand with a lawsuit file right in his hand and said "you are legally required to serve me lemonade" the man said "fu(k you nig-ger, go back to where you came go back to Africa it's full of aids" the nig-ger said "goodbye".... i'm too lazy too finish this off so i'll spoil the ending, the nig-ger was actually a smelly pakistanian, which was actually a dirty chi-nk in costume. let's just say lawsuits were filed but the lemonade stand owner had casey anthony's lawyer and in the end never had to serve fu-cking nig-gers, smelly pakies or dirty chin-ks again :) The End. Happily Ever After.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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