why was it funny that the boy got hairspray for christmas because he had leukemia

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What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Docter. Docter who? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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hey, my names mark.

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

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There are two fish in a tank. They both die, tanks are used for warfare.

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What do you call a pencil that's been broken in half? 2 pencils

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What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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What is the difference between a black man and a Chevrolet? They didn't sell Chevrolets in the 1800s.

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nina...;shut up we are having fun :)

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xavier stop

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knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

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Hahaha

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was an object of great appeal to him on the other side.

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A man walks into a bar, a man behind him doesn't.

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why didn't the boy get any presents for his birthday? because when his dad went to the store to get him some presents he ended up buying presents for himself like a huge douchebag.... and the apple doesn't fall from the tree so his son is a douchebag too and doesn't deserve presents.

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What do you call a cat with no tail? A Manx cat

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What time does lunch usually begin on the other side of the world. Noon.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just two, but I'd like to know how they got in there.

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Anti Joke

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