- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jacob loves stroking his gf's doodle every lunch break. He was embarrased cause it was bigger than his.

how many boys does it take to use 4 computers? 4.

whats worse than a baby in a bathtub? its dead. Whats worse than that? its in a clown suit. Whats worse than that? The baby had down syndrome.

whats funnier than a joke? A: a funnier joke

Sidney Crosby comes face-to-face with Alex Ovechkin. The Penguins were playing the Capitals.

Why did the 100 year old man die? He was really old and his heart stopped beating after his BLT.

Religion.

Why did the baby cross the road? 'cause i kicked it.

why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

Why did Sally cross the road? She didn't, she got hit by my car.

So a guy walks into a bar. It hurt really bad. He was pissed, so he went home and took his seal to a club.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

Hi, how are you doing? Good how about yourself? Fine, thanks. Nice weather we're having Yeah, not too bad Have a nice day You too

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? One has a complex circulatory system the other is a pizza.

Did you hear about the new German oven? Seats 40.

I had a really funny joke about a dead baby...but I threw it out

Why did susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms... Why didn't she get up? She didn't have any legs... Why didn't anyone help her? She didn't have any friends. Then she died

Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

What's black and white and red all over? A piece of discarded newspaper previously covering the half dismembered torso of a dead prostitute.

NEVER

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Your mom is so fat, she suffers from heart disease, high blood pressure, and type 2 diabetes.

Why did the man wear his jacket because he was cold

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