- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why does an elephant have flat feet? A: From jumping out of trees

Where is Osama now? Telling this joke.

I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

If you play a Justin Bieber album backwards, I swear you can hear satanic messages... but even worse, if you play it forward, you hear Justin Bieber.

God wrote this joke.................................

A black man in a country bar.

A Boy Walks Up To A Frog At the Bus Stop And Says, “Why Are You So Upset?” And The Frog Replied, “I’m Waiting For The Bus Because My Car Just Got TOAD!”

Why was Sally rolling in the grass? She was on fire.

What do you call a man without any money? Broke.

How come the man couldnt read the directions? He was reading it upside down.

Why was the man sad? He was molested as a child.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To eat it of course

What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

Why did the turkey cross the road? His friend, the chicken, had just been hit by a passing car.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? There aren't pineapples in the ocean.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

I wonder if barrack Obama will rename the whitehouse...to the blue house because it is his favorite color

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