Q. What happened to the kid with 1 arm and 1 leg and 1 arm and 1 leg A. He had a seisure, then got hit by a bus

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Why did the nerd cross the road?? BAZINGA!!!! xD

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

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My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

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What happens to men who grow up. They are probably taller

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What did the janitor have for breakfast? Food

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What do you call a man with no head? Nothing he has no ears.

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My mother-in-law fell down a stairway. I turned to my wife and said “Call an ambulance!!”

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Why Do Girls Have holes?? For the guys poles.

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is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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you know what they say, Big man, Big hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, shame he died

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What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

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What happens when a guy walk into a school and shoots kids? Oh sorry, to soon?

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it could without dying.

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John Travolta goes to the supermarket..

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Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Never mind

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Just Replying to Brock Facebook request Brock you should know by now that i am at your school talk to me there. Plus i loved the kiss you gave me in science. Now that tested my chemistry. Hehe. Emma Brown xOxOxOxXXXXXoOOOOO

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9/11, Amanda Todd, Adalia Rose, Cancer, Swag, Yolo, Disco, anything Southern, Nazi's, and Police officers walk into a bar Everyone stares because these are mildly offensive things.

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Why is chad so gay? Its his choice.

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

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Hello, I'm David and I just stabbed my aunt in the eye. Just kidding, my name isn't David. That was an Aunt Eye(anti) joke.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

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